By Mark Adams
The Sweeney – aka The Flying Squad – led by DI Jack Regan and his sidekick George Carter, find themselves up against a gang planning a bank robbery.
If you had to choose anyone to star as Jack Regan, it would be Ray Winstone. Raymondo has the bullish charm, necessary hint of violence and mastery of Cockney rhyming slang to play everyone’s favourite fictional copper – and he really adds muscular mayhem to this thoroughly enjoyable caper.
John Thaw and Dennis Waterman played the Sweeney hardmen on TV in the 1970s, but for the 21st Century there’s not a Ford Capri, Granada or Cortina in sight.
In their place, Ray Winstone and Ben Drew (the rapper Plan B, who plays Carter) make a formidable team.
This reincarnation offers good old-fashioned cops-and-robbers action that may well have links to the original (the car crash climax feels very TV-orientated).
But it also arrives brimming with leather jackets, submachine guns, fast cars and a suitably grim and brutal determination to catch London’s bad guys.
Hayley Atwell (from Captain America) is sexy and impressive as the cop who falls for Regan’s charms.
The sex scenes between her and Winstone could have been embarrassing, but they have warmth and humour (there are lots of gags about his expanding midriff).
The sex scenes between her and Winstone could have been embarrassing, but they have warmth and humour (there are lots of gags about his expanding midriff).
Damian Lewis (from Homeland) is spot-on as the squad’s boss, but the highlight is a shootout in Trafalgar Square that sees the robbers barging into the National Gallery.Slickly shot, it may be a tribute to director Michael Mann’s Heat – it’s as heavy on the bullet quota.
With the rhyming slang, fast cars and enthusiasm for tough justice intact, I’m glad the boys are back on London’s mean streets.
* The good news is there are couple of sex scenes. One is in toilet cubicle (clothed) and another in the bed. The latter is our best hope. But all the reviews so far have been vague about the details. That is potentially a bad news.
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* The road to Imogen Poots first nudity on-cam starts here. Later I'll post her bio according to Roger and other related juicy details as we countdown to Imogen small leap into nudity records in 2013 but huge turn-on for guys like us (not optimistic about A Late Quartet).
Imogen Poots for the Chloé fragrance (alongside Camille Rowe)
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Christina Hendricks Spills On Her New Ryan Gosling Movie
When it was announced that Ryan Gosling would be directing his first movie, a fantasy film that he wrote, and he had cast Christina Hendricks in the lead role, the project quickly became Vulture's new favorite movie before even a frame of footage had been shot. "That's a good place to start!" enthused Hendricks when we caught up with her today at the Toronto Film Festival. So how did the movie come about? Did Gosling ring her up and say simply, "Hey girl, I've got a script for you?"
"I don't think he said 'Hey girl,' but the rest of it's true," laughed Hendricks, who says it was "crazy flattering" to get the offer. "His first big film, and he could have gotten anyone!" she said. "It was very heartwarming and the biggest compliment ever."
According to Hendricks, Gosling first got in touch with his Drive costar a few months ago to say that he was writing a script with her in mind, and would she be interested in reading it? But that wasn't all: "He sent the script over in this cool box with an interesting little key, and cool artwork in it," recalls Hendricks. "It was like the full package! And then I read the script and was in love with it, so I called him back and said, 'Yeah, please.'"
Entitled How to Catch a Monster, the film casts Hendricks as a single mother "supporting two children and trying to provide a home for them and a place of comfort in a continuously harder place to be," explains the actress. "And I find myself working in this very surreal club that gets me into a sort of predicament, and in the meantime, these boys are off on their own adventures and they discover this underground city."
Sounds ambitious. "I don't know what the exact budget is, but I think we've got a nice amount," said Hendricks. "I'm sure it will be incredibly clever, and Ryan already has storyboards and pictures of neighborhoods and homes, and he's already collecting music for it ... when you read it, it gives you the feeling, maybe, of a memory. Something from your childhood that you can't really pinpoint."
One last thing: Exactly what kind of club does her character work in? Are we talking "gentlemen's club"? "Book club," perhaps? Hendricks thought the question over, unsure whether she should say. "Fetish club," she allowed. "Fetish club." Yeah, that ought to tide us over for a while.
* if only Gosling channels Dennis Hopper's directorial approach to nudity.....it will be sweet and memorable. Hendricks will be 38 soon and it's time she unwraps the dairy pillows in all its natural state for her fans to cele-breast before visit to a plastic surgeon becomes a necessity no thanks to gravity.
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Girl Walks Into a Bar - FREE Feature Film - YouTube :
(via othercrap.com)
Three points:
2. You can pump this puppy up to 1080p if you care to.
3. Lauren Lee Smith and many others have a nude scene later on (starting around 44:30), but it is censored in the YouTube version. There are other versions on VOD and DVD, but I haven't seen them and I don't know whether the nude scene is also censored in the other media.
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Helen Hunt Loves Good Storylines
Helen Hunt is a "w***e for a good story" and will do most things on camera if the role requires it.
Helen Hunt is a "w***e for a good story".
The 49-year-old actress spends most of her time on screen in new movie 'The Sessions' naked as she plays a sex surrogate who assists a disabled man in losing his virginity as he approaches his 40th birthday and although she didn't relish the thought of filming in the nude, she was willing to for the sake of the film.
She said: "I'm not dying to walk around a sound stage and get naked in front of a bunch of people ... but anything less than the amount of nudity in the movie would be antithetical to the spirit of the movie.
"I think what this proves is that I'm a w***e for a good story."
Helen also revealed she took on the role because there are a lack of good scripts.
She said: "I was very predisposed to do it because there are so few good scripts - it just never happens."
Meanwhile, director Ben Lewin believes Helen's role was the most difficult in the movie because it's so complex.
He said: "I think it's a more complex character. She's so paradoxical; a middle class soccer mom who has sex with strangers."
* Probably a top contender for 2012 on-screen nudity in an American movie. As Mr.Skin poetically describes Helen's walking around au naturel : four skinstances of Helen's cunt (a first for the As Good As It Gets star) in the nudity report, along with an impressive nine breast-baring scenes. She's Mad about Pubes...and so are we!
Check out her fake bio from uncyclopedia
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Anna North
10
That's the number picked by the most users of the cheating website SeakingArrangement in a (non-scientific) survey as the ideal for men and women. Nikki Howarth, a party planner, opined on the survey to the Daily Mail: "You want to date a man who is confident and knows what he is doing sexually." But for women, it's different: "My advice to any girl is: don’t tell, particularly if your figure is above ten. Most guys will think worse of you."
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Taylor Swift Jiggle makes us Giggle
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We just came across this amazing and totally NSFW smashup that left us feeling like we just got out of George Romero's Kindergarten o' Horror. But it's Carly Rae Jepsen, dead like me. Sweet, no? Of course, it's Carly's the Cookie Monster's Call Me Maybe reanimated by Alamo Drafthouse fave MC Chris, of Fette's Vette fame. And we'd be suckas not to share it with you, seeing as it's almost Halloween. Gnawm, gnawm, gnawm...So here it is. (Fun film fact: Gaylen Ross's final flight is a metaphor for Charles Foster Kane's sled. Deal.)
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With the rhyming slang, fast cars and enthusiasm for tough justice intact, I’m glad the boys are back on London’s mean streets.
* The good news is there are couple of sex scenes. One is in toilet cubicle (clothed) and another in the bed. The latter is our best hope. But all the reviews so far have been vague about the details. That is potentially a bad news.
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* The road to Imogen Poots first nudity on-cam starts here. Later I'll post her bio according to Roger and other related juicy details as we countdown to Imogen small leap into nudity records in 2013 but huge turn-on for guys like us (not optimistic about A Late Quartet).
Imogen Poots for the Chloé fragrance (alongside Camille Rowe)
_______________________________________________________Christina Hendricks Spills On Her New Ryan Gosling Movie
When it was announced that Ryan Gosling would be directing his first movie, a fantasy film that he wrote, and he had cast Christina Hendricks in the lead role, the project quickly became Vulture's new favorite movie before even a frame of footage had been shot. "That's a good place to start!" enthused Hendricks when we caught up with her today at the Toronto Film Festival. So how did the movie come about? Did Gosling ring her up and say simply, "Hey girl, I've got a script for you?" "I don't think he said 'Hey girl,' but the rest of it's true," laughed Hendricks, who says it was "crazy flattering" to get the offer. "His first big film, and he could have gotten anyone!" she said. "It was very heartwarming and the biggest compliment ever."
According to Hendricks, Gosling first got in touch with his Drive costar a few months ago to say that he was writing a script with her in mind, and would she be interested in reading it? But that wasn't all: "He sent the script over in this cool box with an interesting little key, and cool artwork in it," recalls Hendricks. "It was like the full package! And then I read the script and was in love with it, so I called him back and said, 'Yeah, please.'"
Entitled How to Catch a Monster, the film casts Hendricks as a single mother "supporting two children and trying to provide a home for them and a place of comfort in a continuously harder place to be," explains the actress. "And I find myself working in this very surreal club that gets me into a sort of predicament, and in the meantime, these boys are off on their own adventures and they discover this underground city."
Sounds ambitious. "I don't know what the exact budget is, but I think we've got a nice amount," said Hendricks. "I'm sure it will be incredibly clever, and Ryan already has storyboards and pictures of neighborhoods and homes, and he's already collecting music for it ... when you read it, it gives you the feeling, maybe, of a memory. Something from your childhood that you can't really pinpoint."
One last thing: Exactly what kind of club does her character work in? Are we talking "gentlemen's club"? "Book club," perhaps? Hendricks thought the question over, unsure whether she should say. "Fetish club," she allowed. "Fetish club." Yeah, that ought to tide us over for a while.
* if only Gosling channels Dennis Hopper's directorial approach to nudity.....it will be sweet and memorable. Hendricks will be 38 soon and it's time she unwraps the dairy pillows in all its natural state for her fans to cele-breast before visit to a plastic surgeon becomes a necessity no thanks to gravity.
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Girl Walks Into a Bar - FREE Feature Film - YouTube :
(via othercrap.com)
Three points:
1. You can see a good portion of Emmanuelle Chriqui's butt, starting at about 11:48. (Her scene seems to go on forever.)
2. You can pump this puppy up to 1080p if you care to.
3. Lauren Lee Smith and many others have a nude scene later on (starting around 44:30), but it is censored in the YouTube version. There are other versions on VOD and DVD, but I haven't seen them and I don't know whether the nude scene is also censored in the other media.
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Helen Hunt Loves Good Storylines
Helen Hunt is a "w***e for a good story" and will do most things on camera if the role requires it.
The 49-year-old actress spends most of her time on screen in new movie 'The Sessions' naked as she plays a sex surrogate who assists a disabled man in losing his virginity as he approaches his 40th birthday and although she didn't relish the thought of filming in the nude, she was willing to for the sake of the film.
She said: "I'm not dying to walk around a sound stage and get naked in front of a bunch of people ... but anything less than the amount of nudity in the movie would be antithetical to the spirit of the movie.
"I think what this proves is that I'm a w***e for a good story."
Helen also revealed she took on the role because there are a lack of good scripts.
She said: "I was very predisposed to do it because there are so few good scripts - it just never happens."
Meanwhile, director Ben Lewin believes Helen's role was the most difficult in the movie because it's so complex.
He said: "I think it's a more complex character. She's so paradoxical; a middle class soccer mom who has sex with strangers."
* Probably a top contender for 2012 on-screen nudity in an American movie. As Mr.Skin poetically describes Helen's walking around au naturel : four skinstances of Helen's cunt (a first for the As Good As It Gets star) in the nudity report, along with an impressive nine breast-baring scenes. She's Mad about Pubes...and so are we!
Check out her fake bio from uncyclopedia
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9 Completely Different Opinions On How Many Sex Partners Women "Should" Have
How many people should a woman sleep with in her lifetime? Many people think they know the exact right answer.
Anna North Source: Blacknote / via: shutterstock.com
10
That's the number picked by the most users of the cheating website SeakingArrangement in a (non-scientific) survey as the ideal for men and women. Nikki Howarth, a party planner, opined on the survey to the Daily Mail: "You want to date a man who is confident and knows what he is doing sexually." But for women, it's different: "My advice to any girl is: don’t tell, particularly if your figure is above ten. Most guys will think worse of you."
5
When AskMen surveyed male readers on how many sex partners made a woman promiscuous, the most popular answer was 5. But that was the lowest number available — it's possible that given the choice, guys would've gone even lower.
When AskMen surveyed male readers on how many sex partners made a woman promiscuous, the most popular answer was 5. But that was the lowest number available — it's possible that given the choice, guys would've gone even lower.
20
That's how many men Anna Faris's character in What's Your Number? had slept with when she decided she absolutely couldn't have sex with any more people, and thus had to marry one of her ex-boyfriends. To the credit of society at large, viewers were unimpressed with this premise.
That's how many men Anna Faris's character in What's Your Number? had slept with when she decided she absolutely couldn't have sex with any more people, and thus had to marry one of her ex-boyfriends. To the credit of society at large, viewers were unimpressed with this premise.
30
Last year, blogger Naked With Socks On said that "there's no universal answer" to how many men a woman should sleep with. Then he added, "If a woman is in her mid 20s and already has 30+ partners I'm definitely going to give her the side-eye."
Last year, blogger Naked With Socks On said that "there's no universal answer" to how many men a woman should sleep with. Then he added, "If a woman is in her mid 20s and already has 30+ partners I'm definitely going to give her the side-eye."
17
AskMen columnist Heidi Muller wrote, "No matter what people say, hearing that your girlfriend has bedded 17 men before you and she's only 23 years old, yeah, that's kind of a stretch (no pun intended)." It's possible that older women get a little more wiggle room — later she mentions 20 as the number men consider "horrible."
AskMen columnist Heidi Muller wrote, "No matter what people say, hearing that your girlfriend has bedded 17 men before you and she's only 23 years old, yeah, that's kind of a stretch (no pun intended)." It's possible that older women get a little more wiggle room — later she mentions 20 as the number men consider "horrible."
5-10
Ed Housewright wrote on Single Dad House, "What’s the maximum number of sex partners you could accept for a woman you’re serious about? For me, I’d say less than 10. Actually, closer to five." He doesn't have a reason, other than that those numbers "reflect my comfort zone with a woman’s sexual history."
Ed Housewright wrote on Single Dad House, "What’s the maximum number of sex partners you could accept for a woman you’re serious about? For me, I’d say less than 10. Actually, closer to five." He doesn't have a reason, other than that those numbers "reflect my comfort zone with a woman’s sexual history."
25
The Frisky conducted a poll on this issue, and respondent Liz said, "More than 30 sexual partners for anyone is too many…actually maybe more than 25." She's a fan of gender equality — this number apparently holds for men and women.
The Frisky conducted a poll on this issue, and respondent Liz said, "More than 30 sexual partners for anyone is too many…actually maybe more than 25." She's a fan of gender equality — this number apparently holds for men and women.
100
Another respondent to the Frisky poll, Megan, was a bit more forgiving: "I think over 100 is really excessive." Her limit also applied to both men and women.
Another respondent to the Frisky poll, Megan, was a bit more forgiving: "I think over 100 is really excessive." Her limit also applied to both men and women.
1
Of course, many religious conservatives argue that all people should have just one sex partner over the course of their lives: their spouse. Last year, for instance, Glenn T. Stanton wrote at Focus on the Family, "Science is now showing us what our grandmothers and pastors knew all along. Having sex with someone who is not our spouse can have a real, measurable and harmful impact upon later relationships."
Of course, many religious conservatives argue that all people should have just one sex partner over the course of their lives: their spouse. Last year, for instance, Glenn T. Stanton wrote at Focus on the Family, "Science is now showing us what our grandmothers and pastors knew all along. Having sex with someone who is not our spouse can have a real, measurable and harmful impact upon later relationships."
23.89
According to a very scientific average of all the above numbers (using 7 for that 5-10 range), the absolute perfect number of sexual partners for a woman to have is 23.89. If you haven't been with that many yet, get to work. And if you've already topped that number, we guess it's too late for you to be perfect!
According to a very scientific average of all the above numbers (using 7 for that 5-10 range), the absolute perfect number of sexual partners for a woman to have is 23.89. If you haven't been with that many yet, get to work. And if you've already topped that number, we guess it's too late for you to be perfect!
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Taylor Swift Jiggle makes us Giggle
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Eat Me, Maybe?
MC Chris does Carly Rae Jepsen via George Romero's cookies
By Marc Savlov
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