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A Candid Conversation With Total Recall’s Original Three-Breasted Woman
Fans of the original Total Recall will be happy to know that one of their favorite characters is back in the Colin Farrell remake: the mutant Mary. Don't recall her name? Perhaps you'd recognize her more from her pronounced physical deformity, the extra mammary gland that made her known as the three-breasted woman (Google it if you need to jog your possibly altered memory banks). Lycia Naff, who played this iconic part, was happy to reminisce with Vulture about her Total Recall days, celebrity run-ins, and why Denise Richards once called her a cunt.
So what was it like becoming the triple-breasted woman?
I have to correct you. I was the triple-breasted hooker from Mars! [Laughs.] They originally were going to give me four breasts, but the feedback was that I looked too bovine, like a cow ready to be milked, and that wasn't sexy.
I have to correct you. I was the triple-breasted hooker from Mars! [Laughs.] They originally were going to give me four breasts, but the feedback was that I looked too bovine, like a cow ready to be milked, and that wasn't sexy.
Did the cast and crew ever get used to the sight of you? How did Arnold Schwarzenegger respond?
He didn't pay any attention to me. He was listening to Paul Verhoeven, like he was a baby bird waiting for food from the mama bird. He was just standing at the bar, waiting for direction, like an automaton, in between every single take. So he didn't give me any bother. I was just another day player, just there to move his story line forward. I remember looking into his eyes and thinking his pupils were so small, so I was like, He looks scary to me. So he creeped me out a bit, but he was very professional, and he didn't flirt and he didn't try to touch the breasts. But still, I felt really exposed. It didn't hit me until the first moment where the scene called for me to expose myself, because what came over me was such shame. Which was weird, because they weren't my breasts, and it was what I had signed up to do. So why was I getting a reality shock now? I started to cry, and if you look closely at those scenes when I'm opening my blouse, I'm smiling, but not in my eyes. It was probably good for the character and gave her an extra layer, but that was completely unplanned. I was just feeling really emotional and trying to hide it. I was embarrassed, and I was embarrassed for feeling embarrassed. I couldn't get over that feeling that opening up my blouse felt so real, and to help me get through it, Paul offered to give me a part in his next film.
He didn't pay any attention to me. He was listening to Paul Verhoeven, like he was a baby bird waiting for food from the mama bird. He was just standing at the bar, waiting for direction, like an automaton, in between every single take. So he didn't give me any bother. I was just another day player, just there to move his story line forward. I remember looking into his eyes and thinking his pupils were so small, so I was like, He looks scary to me. So he creeped me out a bit, but he was very professional, and he didn't flirt and he didn't try to touch the breasts. But still, I felt really exposed. It didn't hit me until the first moment where the scene called for me to expose myself, because what came over me was such shame. Which was weird, because they weren't my breasts, and it was what I had signed up to do. So why was I getting a reality shock now? I started to cry, and if you look closely at those scenes when I'm opening my blouse, I'm smiling, but not in my eyes. It was probably good for the character and gave her an extra layer, but that was completely unplanned. I was just feeling really emotional and trying to hide it. I was embarrassed, and I was embarrassed for feeling embarrassed. I couldn't get over that feeling that opening up my blouse felt so real, and to help me get through it, Paul offered to give me a part in his next film.
Did he come through?
No! Hey, Paul, if you're out there reading this, you owe me! [Laughs.] Even just a walk-on. But it did make me feel better at the time.
No! Hey, Paul, if you're out there reading this, you owe me! [Laughs.] Even just a walk-on. But it did make me feel better at the time.
Did you have any idea that this scene would become so iconic?
No. At the time, I had the trots [from eating bad food], and I was crying! [Laughs.] And I was embarrassed. I was so petrified when all the reality of it sunk in. Entertainment Tonight wanted to me to come on the show, me and the guy with the one eye, so they could do a piece on the prosthetics, and I said no. Johnny Carson wanted me to come and sit on his couch, and I said no. I was stupid, embarrassed, and young. Now, looking back, why not? Why not make a goof of it?
No. At the time, I had the trots [from eating bad food], and I was crying! [Laughs.] And I was embarrassed. I was so petrified when all the reality of it sunk in. Entertainment Tonight wanted to me to come on the show, me and the guy with the one eye, so they could do a piece on the prosthetics, and I said no. Johnny Carson wanted me to come and sit on his couch, and I said no. I was stupid, embarrassed, and young. Now, looking back, why not? Why not make a goof of it?
During my screening of the remake, when the new triple-breasted woman appeared, she got a lot of applause.
I'm glad to set a precedent anywhere I go. [Laughs.] I'm curious to see her in the movie. She's stunning and gorgeous and her costume is beautiful, extremely sexy and alluring. But she's got that horizontal strip in the photos. Does she strip it away and you see her nipples? Do you actually get to see her areole? Is that plural for areola? I'm wondering how much they got away with, since the ratings system is more conservative now.
I'm glad to set a precedent anywhere I go. [Laughs.] I'm curious to see her in the movie. She's stunning and gorgeous and her costume is beautiful, extremely sexy and alluring. But she's got that horizontal strip in the photos. Does she strip it away and you see her nipples? Do you actually get to see her areole? Is that plural for areola? I'm wondering how much they got away with, since the ratings system is more conservative now.
You get to see them.
Good. I think that would be sexy, propositioning someone with that strip. You could pull it back, and it would be raunchy. I just got a warm tingle in my areole thinking about it. [Laughs.]
Good. I think that would be sexy, propositioning someone with that strip. You could pull it back, and it would be raunchy. I just got a warm tingle in my areole thinking about it. [Laughs.]
Kaitleen Leeb said that people were actually asking her if they were real.
Yeah, I had my third one surgically removed. [Laughs.] I can relate to that — she's had to carry on with all the horny sci-fi fanboys! They're hers now! Chicks and sci-fi go hand in hand. That's why I was supposed to be a love interest for Geordi La Forge on Star Trek: The Next Generation. I'm going to a convention for that next weekend. I was very young when I had that part, and I wasn't fully developed, so they had to pad my bra because my costume flattened my boobs out. You need to have D cups for that costume, and I'm more of a solid B. If it's that time of the month and I'm retaining water, maybe a C. But still quite perky! [Laughs.]
Yeah, I had my third one surgically removed. [Laughs.] I can relate to that — she's had to carry on with all the horny sci-fi fanboys! They're hers now! Chicks and sci-fi go hand in hand. That's why I was supposed to be a love interest for Geordi La Forge on Star Trek: The Next Generation. I'm going to a convention for that next weekend. I was very young when I had that part, and I wasn't fully developed, so they had to pad my bra because my costume flattened my boobs out. You need to have D cups for that costume, and I'm more of a solid B. If it's that time of the month and I'm retaining water, maybe a C. But still quite perky! [Laughs.]
So why didn't the Geordi La Forge love interest story line take off?
You know, I was supposed to be there for three episodes, because they were trying to find a reason he would take his visor off, to justify a reason he would undergo a dangerous surgery to risk his life so he could see again, and the reason was supposed to be because he's in love. They wanted to have us fall in love so deeply that in the next season, he would say, "I have to do this so I can see my beauty." But they also wrote Sonya Gomez as comic relief, as a bumbling ensign with bright eyes who wants to save the world but ends up spilling hot chocolate on Picard, and the feedback they got was that there was no way Geordi would fall in love with someone like me. And I didn't know what they were going for, because we weren't told to play it like it was romantic. I didn't get that clue until later. So we did it more like a little sister/big brother relationship.
You know, I was supposed to be there for three episodes, because they were trying to find a reason he would take his visor off, to justify a reason he would undergo a dangerous surgery to risk his life so he could see again, and the reason was supposed to be because he's in love. They wanted to have us fall in love so deeply that in the next season, he would say, "I have to do this so I can see my beauty." But they also wrote Sonya Gomez as comic relief, as a bumbling ensign with bright eyes who wants to save the world but ends up spilling hot chocolate on Picard, and the feedback they got was that there was no way Geordi would fall in love with someone like me. And I didn't know what they were going for, because we weren't told to play it like it was romantic. I didn't get that clue until later. So we did it more like a little sister/big brother relationship.
We also had a major hair crisis. I did two episodes, and I was supposed to come back and do a third, but I wanted to cut my hair. My agent asked if it would be okay, and since I wasn't under contract, they said, "Okay, we're releasing her." So I cut it shaggy, but above the shoulder. I get a call the next week, and they want to redo a hallway scene, and I go back, and they lose their tiny little minds. They were so angry. Everyone was grumbling at me, and making me feel not so great, but LeVar [Burton] was so sweet. He said, "Don't worry. This gives us a chance to do the scene even better." He was so supportive and encouraging, and the scene did come out better. So if you look really closely, you can see the hair extensions.
Did you have any crazy mishaps on the set of Baywatch?
On Baywatch, you have to strip naked and they spray tanned you from head to toe with a dark tan, and then two people come and rub glycerin all over your body so you shine. You feel completely molested and manhandled. You watch it and think, How glamorous, but the glamour is gone, baby. My scene was a husband and wife on the beach having a fight. And years later, I ran into the guy who played my husband, [Grant Heslov], when he was with George Clooney at a gala the night before the Oscars, because he works with him now [as a writer, director, and producing partner]. I was teasing him, like, "Don't you remember me?" as if we had a tryst.
On Baywatch, you have to strip naked and they spray tanned you from head to toe with a dark tan, and then two people come and rub glycerin all over your body so you shine. You feel completely molested and manhandled. You watch it and think, How glamorous, but the glamour is gone, baby. My scene was a husband and wife on the beach having a fight. And years later, I ran into the guy who played my husband, [Grant Heslov], when he was with George Clooney at a gala the night before the Oscars, because he works with him now [as a writer, director, and producing partner]. I was teasing him, like, "Don't you remember me?" as if we had a tryst.
You transitioned from acting to journalism, which might be why Denise Richards sought your advice about battling bad press during the second episode of her reality show, It's Complicated.
Oh, so here we go.
Oh, so here we go.
What happened?
Ken Baker called me up, he had just started at E!, and one of the things he was doing was this show, and he asked me to do this. We had the meeting in a fake office, in a fake building, in a fake place, and it was supposed to be unscripted, but it apparently wasn't. Later on, when I saw the show, I realized that every time Denise cussed, she was supposed to put money in a jar — it was a through line on the show — so she started cussing right away. I was like, "Whoa! What the heck?" She called me the C-word on-camera, and my dog who was present is still in therapy over it. [Laughs.] I couldn't understand why. I've never written a word about her, I've never been asked to write about her, and I didn't even cover her deposition in the Charlie Sheen case, so I had to actually go back and do my homework for this meeting. And I was trying to suggest things for her to combat the bad press, "Let's get a positive story out there for you."
Ken Baker called me up, he had just started at E!, and one of the things he was doing was this show, and he asked me to do this. We had the meeting in a fake office, in a fake building, in a fake place, and it was supposed to be unscripted, but it apparently wasn't. Later on, when I saw the show, I realized that every time Denise cussed, she was supposed to put money in a jar — it was a through line on the show — so she started cussing right away. I was like, "Whoa! What the heck?" She called me the C-word on-camera, and my dog who was present is still in therapy over it. [Laughs.] I couldn't understand why. I've never written a word about her, I've never been asked to write about her, and I didn't even cover her deposition in the Charlie Sheen case, so I had to actually go back and do my homework for this meeting. And I was trying to suggest things for her to combat the bad press, "Let's get a positive story out there for you."
But she wanted to fight.
I guess I was launching all these balloons she wanted to shoot down, and she was on the attack. In real life, I would have said, "You got to bring it down," or "Get out of my office," or, "Calm down," because she was being inappropriate and out of control. She was being a diva. I may report on other people's dramas, but I want a drama-free zone. But I was trying to figure out how to hold my own with her, so I tolerated it. She was so upset, and she threw her purse down, and she was screaming, and then she left, but the cameras continued rolling. And then they turned off the lights to cool the room and pulled me aside to tell me, "Denise wants to leave. She doesn't want to do this anymore." Okay. But she really did make me the symbol of everything that went wrong in her life, as far as bad press was concerned. I was just trying to help her figure out how to get a happy story out there.
Such as one about breasts?
[Laughs.] This has all been about breasts. I'm going to go see Magic Mike now to clear my head.
[Laughs.] This has all been about breasts. I'm going to go see Magic Mike now to clear my head.
The original Total Recall will play at New York City's Film Forum from August 10–16.
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August Mina Maven Dominik Garcia-Lorido
I was born in Miami and raised in LA. I grew up in the San Fernando Valley. Went to school in North Hollywood my whole life. I would always spend my summers in Key Biscayne. So I've always been sort of bi coastal. I'm a valley girl/Key rat.
2. Currently you are on the Hit Show "Magic City" Set in 1959 Miami, Florida shortly after the Cuban Revolution, this hits close to home for you. How has your Cuban heritage help you play the character of Mercedes Lazaro?
It always means more when you have a personal connection to a role. and this is far and beyond. I'm very fortunate to have the opportunity to portray a girl that I relate to in so many ways. To be able to tell this story accurately is an honor. You never see how it was really affecting the Cubans that were living in Miami pre revolution. How what was going on in Cuba affected them. It's usually showing the Cubans living in Cuba. So this is an interesting approach. I'm excited for season two when we delve deeper into this subject.
When I come back I come back to Key Biscayne. Key life is very chill, very relaxed. I have the same friends that I grew up with since I was little. Most of us are connected because our parents grew up together too. My mom is a Key Rat since she came from Cuba in 1960. Everyone lives really close to each other. So we'll just hop over to someones house when we are bored. No need to dress up ever . Its life in bathing suits or your sweatpants , whatever. That's right up my alley. I'm kind of a roll out of bed and walk out the door girl. Screw makeup and heels. We hang out at the Yacht Club a lot. Friday nighters happy hour at the gazebo with the parents. we ride on golf carts instead of cars. There's easy access to going on the boat. so that can always be a last minute thing. it's island life.
4. You have also worked on a few films with your dad Andy Garcia. Did you find it challenging or did it come naturally for you to work with your infamous pops?
It's always been very easy fro me to work with pops. We just make the switch from daughter/father to actor/actor. we are very professional. If we didn't do that there's no way we would be able to work together.
We are all extremely close. My sisters are my best friends. Growing up we traveled alot. My dad always was working on location and we'd always go with. We'd get pulled out of school and be tutored on location. Kind of a Gypsy life. But this is the reason why my family has a such a tight bond. And we sort of have separation anxiety from each other when we aren't together. My sisters and I would have to entertain each other in these random cities where we knew nobody. And my dad didn't necessarily always work in really cool cities. Sometimes my dad would shoot in these really remote locations that the most exciting place to go was a TJ Max and McDonald's. My greatest memories are definitely all these crazy trips.
6. Your mom Maria Victoria is lovely and classically beautiful, what beauty secrets did you pick up from her?
She is my beauty icon. My mom never wears makeup unless its for something nice she's going to.. and even then she keeps it very natural. She's always emphasized how natural is beautiful and less is more. I never wear makeup on a day to day. She's taught me little tricks here and there. One that I use which is something her grandmother ( my great grandmother) taught her: Forget all those expensive eye creams.. before bed we put Vaseline all around the eyes. Also avoid any sun on your face. My mom also only uses organic makeup. We both don't smoke cigarettes.
I think just surround yourself by really grounded people who are never going to treat you differently no matter what kind of success you have. You want to be around people that will call you on your shit. My real friends don't think I'm cool or anything, they think I'm a dork. Which I 100% am.
8. This we gotta ask for the boys, what is your current relationship status!?
I'm Single.
My hoodies, and my sweatpants. My sunglasses
10. Describe your style.
very casual, loose fitting, comfort, tomboy. I know that sounds uber sexy.
From Moni :) , the youngest of the three Minagorri sisters. I love and have known for a few years now.
12. How old were you when you new you wanted to become an actress?
I just always had it in me. I started acting classes when I was 5. When I was in like the 4th grade we had to do a project where we did a collage on what we wanted to be when we grew up. i couldn't decide between two things. Actress was always the obvious thing for me.. it was like something I knew I always would be. But I had this really weird obsession with architecture at a young age. I used to just flip through architectural digest for hours. My parents always had them around the house saved. I would sit in front of my easel and sketch houses all day long. So when we did these collages I drew a diagonal line across the poster board and one side was architect and the other side was actress. When I took geometry in 10th grade i let go of the architect dreams real fast. But I still love it.
Rejection is never easy. And it never will be. Especially when you really really love a part so much or you get really close to getting it. It's hard. There's been many times when I've just broken down and thought I don't know if I could take this anymore. But you have to develop a thick skin and you have to always let it go when you leave an audition and know that there is a 99% chance you will not get it and just focus on leaving a good impression because that's the only thing you can control. getting the part has so many other political elements that you just cant control. "you're too tall, you're not American enough, you're not Latin enough, you don't look old enough, you don't look young enough. you're voice is too deep." I mean I've heard it all.
14. If you were to star in a film playing anyone of your choice who would it be?
I don't know. I really have no idea. I think I'd love to play an athlete though. I'm pretty athletic. I'm a basketball junkie. that would be cool. I love a good sports movie.
I think the ones who will survive really don't need much advice. I honestly just want to say go do something else. Be happy have some stability, fall in love make babies. Screw this business. If they listen to me then they would have never survived this business in the first place. If they don't, then they really can't live without it. If you're just trying to be celebrity and be famous I got no respect fro you and just stop and go home. Fame obsessed people really piss me off and I don't know who told people that acting was an easy way to access that because it's not.
16. Leave us with your favorite quote.
My grandfather would say this and my dad always repeats it:.
"Never take a step backwards.. Not even to gain Momentum,"
Steamy Highlights from My New Erotic Novel, Fifty Shades of Chick-Fil-A
James NapoliSatirist
Page 3: The day hung around me like an untried sweater on a sale rack. The last thing I wanted to do was interview Christian Grey, the powerful CEO of a fast food chain about how marriage should only be between a man and a woman, but my friend Katherine Chlamydia had a cold and so the assignment fell to me. If I had known at the time that the whole thing would turn into an obsessive (but entirely sanctioned by God because we were heterosexual) love affair involving bondage, humiliation and extra mayo, I, too, may have claimed to have had Chlamydia. I mean, a cold.
Page 28: As Grey's private helicopter, the Chicken Chopper, landed on the heliport of his corporate headquarters, I found my unhealthy attraction toward him swelling like the disproportionately huge end of a spicy chicken wrap in which the ingredients hadn't been evenly distributed by whoever put it together, and so all the good stuff is down one end kind of thing.
Page 49: When I first saw the room, I was taken aback. What were all those fryolators for?
Page 85: Was it wrong that I was enjoying this? Wrong that I took pleasure in being flogged with a kids' meal? Wrong that I found it exciting to be humiliated, openly accused of being a slut who only shops at Whole Foods? Even now, I feel a stirring in my nether regions as I hear him screaming, "And now, woman-child, you will have a meal with 56 grams of fat and like it!" I would sign a thousand non-disclosure agreements for this.
Page 116: We sat up in bed, naked apart from our head-to-toe constrictive leather bondage gear, and watched the news. Thousands of loyal supporters were turning out in appreciation of the fast food restaurant they held dear. Looking back, it is difficult to say which one of us got the idea to add exhibitionism to our list of unsavory (but, again, basically okay because we weren't gay) sexual exploits. And as we communicated through our lawyers from our respective jail cells hours later, we both agreed it was well worth it. To be cheered on by healthy, God-fearing fast food patrons as we punished each other with repeated blows from pieces of uncooked breaded chicken.
These excerpts are all I am permitted to share, sorry. But don't worry. If you want more, I am pretty sure I will be padding this out into a trilogy.
James Napoli is an author and humorist. More of his comedy content for the web can be found here.
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Chris Albrecht, President and CEO of Starz, Talks SPARTACUS, BLACK SAILS, DA VINCI’S DEMONS, MARCO POLO, NOIR and More
Question: What shows do you currently have in production, right now?CHRIS ALBRECHT: We’ve completed production on Spartacus: War of the Damned and Season 2 of Boss. We are in production on Da Vinci’s Demons. We are about to start production, in a couple of weeks, on the second season of Magic City. And we are in pre-production in South Africa on Black Sails, the pirate show that Michael Bay is bringing to us. We are excited about all of those shows that we have going.
How do you decide which shows are for Starz and which shows are for Encore?
ALBRECHT: The expensive ones are for Starz. No. We decided, as part of our Encore strategy, to broaden and strengthen and help focus the Encore plexus by adding original programming. Throughout my career, I’ve realized that there are a lot of great opportunities out there to be associated with programming. It may have started elsewhere, as Crimson Petal did in the UK. So, our main strategy for Encore is to go through those types of partnership acquisitions. In the mini-series area, we are going to have a regular year-round, weekly presence on Encore of classic mini-series and a new mini-series that we are bringing. For the time being, I think the home of mini-series will be on Encore.
How are you going to accomplish Black Sails with all of the production complications that you might have at sea? Will anything you developed on Spartacus, as far as green screen, be beneficial to Black Sails?
ALBRECHT: Yes, I think all of the innovations that have happened in film and television are going to help accomplish something really unique on Black Sails. We are certainly not going to be doing what we did on Spartacus, which is to shoot the show all interior. One of the reasons to go to South Africa is because we can create great standing sets, both interior and exterior, and have the opportunity to create an actual water set outside, which will allow us to build a boat and probably part of another ship to be able to really bring that world to life. Michael Bay and his team are experts in exciting tentpole-type film and television, and the combination of their film experience plus the great television writers that have come on will be really successful in bringing us something really unique. We are looking to put on these big canvas shows, and Black Sails is going to fit into that. The scripts have been terrific. Everything that we are trying to do is incredibly ambitious, and this is certainly in that category. What went into the decision to end Spartacus? When it began, had you anticipated it having a longer run?
ALBRECHT: I joined Starz when we were editing the first season of the show. And I think the producers and those of us at Starz were always well aware that this was going to be a very different show once the rebels were in the hills and the Romans were in the town. How do you get the protagonists and antagonists together, in the same space, without somebody having to die? So, we ended up having to tell two distinct stories, which is never the ultimate way to create a great serialized drama. So then, of course, we had the tragedy with Andy [Whitfield], which made everything very difficult and pushed back. Having said that, the show has been remarkably successful and, ultimately, what all of the producers felt, along with us, was that, rather than trying to string out a story and have one more battle, or one more argument between the rebels, or one more villain show up, we would follow the trajectory of the history and bring the Spartacus story to fruition because it was better to leave people wanting more than to risk repeating ourselves and diminishing the overall impact of the franchise. But, it was a very difficult decision and one we certainly didn’t want to be in the position of making.
Will Steven DeKnight be doing something else for you?
ALBRECHT: Steven DeKnight has an overall deal with Starz, and he just returned from Hawaii where he shot a proof of concept piece. It’s not a pilot. It’s just a scene or two for a show that he’s developed, that we are very high on, called Incursion. It’s a sci-fi piece that’s kind of Band of Brothers meets Halo. Again, it’s incredibly ambitious, and it involves a lot of creature work and things like that. But, Steven is a sensational writer, and he certainly is as good as anybody that I’ve met, at being able to write for premium television. When will viewers get to see some of your new shows, such as Da Vinci’s Demons, Black Sails, Marco Polo and Noir?
ALBRECHT: Da Vinci’s Demons will be on most likely the second quarter 2013, but nothing is announced yet or set in stone. Black Sails will hopefully be on in very early 2014, potentially in the Spartacus slot, but nothing is set. The scripts for Marco Polo are absolutely, positively fantastic. The challenge of making that show in China has proved to be as formidable as we feared. It’s not like making a movie in China where, once you load up and you leave, you’re gone. We have to be able to come back and capture something that’s going to feel like a major feature film, on a television budget, and do it, hopefully season after season, so we are taking more time than the producers thought. I don’t have any news on when that will air because we are still very much in the planning stage, although we spent plenty of money and invested a lot of time in making all of those plans. We ran into some creative challenges on the script side of Noir, but it is absolutely in our zone. Rob Tapert, Josh Donen and Sam Raimi are terrific executive producers and partners for Starz. We want to do as many things as we can with them. We have a couple of things with them, but Noir is certainly the thing that we all see as a must-figure-out. So, we are still getting the scripts together, but I’m very confident that Noir will be on. I just can’t tell you when.* Starz is probably the most astute of producers in cable market. Filming Black Sails in South Africa is a great investment and cheaper to boot. If you thought Australian/New Zealand girls are hot....South African babes are just that. Have no qualms in disrobing for the cam like their Ozzie counterparts. I believe Michael Bay involvement will be minimum. It's laughable but well-known fact in Hollywood that Bay hates female nudity in movies. But the lanky director will be there in person to conduct the casting and auditions for the series. Michael will auditioned the shit out of the female hopefuls. Such dedication to hire the most talented and suitable actresses for his movies. Just ask Megan Fox.
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Killer New Cockneys vs. Zombies Trailer!
Those English fellas sure know how to whip up kick ass zombie flicks. The new red-band trailer for Cockneys vs. Zombies just dropped, and I'm telling you right now, this flick looks like a load of good old balls-to-the-wall action with plenty of righteous laughter to be found. I anticipate countless comparisons to the now cult film Shaun of the Dead, but I do dare say: Cockneys vs. Zombies looks like it may be a bit more aesthetically pleasing!
Just a heads up before you click play on this beauty: the gore is pretty intense and there are enough F bombs affixed to make George Carlin roll over in his grave. In other words, if you're at work, skip this one until you're off the clock!
Matthias Hoene makes his feature length directorial debut, while Michelle Ryan, Lee Asquith-Coe, Georgia King, Honor Blackman, Alan Ford, Harry Treadaway, Richard Briers and Rasmus Hardiker star. James Moran and Lucas Roche are the two to blame for this insane screenplay.
The film hits UK theaters on August 31st, and if we're lucky, those of us on the other side of the pond won't have to wait too much longer!
Synopsis: “Cockneys vs Zombies is the story of Andy (Harry Treadaway) and Terry (Rasmus Hardiker): two hapless cockney brothers who try to save their grandad’s (Alan Ford) care home by robbing a bank. At the same time, a virus sweeps across East London turning all the inhabitants into flesh eating zombies. Faced with hordes of undead zombies, the challenge is to rescue a home full of tough old folks, escape with the loot, and get out of London alive!”
* Much more curvier and nudity dodger Michelle Ryan is still hot in my books.
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CCI: ‘Girls Gone Genre’ Panel
Tackles Women in Film and TV
Tackles Women in Film and TV
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| Marti Noxon, left, Jane Espenson, Angela Robinson, Deborah Ann Woll and Gale Anne Hurd |
Hurd spoke fondly of how some projects that people didn’t have faith in were able to become wildly successful and showcase inspirational women, such as when she worked on the first Terminator film.
“When [James Cameron] and I would talk about [Sarah Connor], we would talk about a central character be relatable,” she recalled. “She was a waitress, she wasn’t really happy with her body, her big question was would she survive her bad boss. Little did she know. … But we wanted to start there because something I think what people respond to is ordinary people in extraordinary circumstances.”
Smiling, Hurd continued, “The first time we showed [The Terminator] to the investors, they said, ‘We’re so embarrassed by this movie. This is a down-and-dirty exploitation movie. It’ll be out of theaters in two weeks, and we really wish we could take our name off it.’ But audiences felt differently. … Sarah Connor as the lead of the first film, that surprised the investors as well. It was called ‘The Terminator’ and we said no, this is Sarah Connor’s story.”
Noxon said, “People always talk about the influence of the female staff members on [Buffy the Vampire Slayer], but truly, and Joss [Whedon] agrees with this, there is no greater woman than he. He taught me a lot of things that I now spout about feminism. I’d say for me the greatest thing about Buffy … is that she is so human. That kind of prototypical action or horror heroine is either so perfect she wasn’t accessible or the girl who got killed in the first act or because she had sex. So what a refreshing thing to see a girl be silly and superficial and vain … because we are not just one thing. And the worst thing that gender stereotyping does to us is it reduces us to just a few things … Buffy was so great and men and women love it for just that reason, it’s layered like an onion.”
“Yes!” Espenson exclaimed. “It’s a vicious, delicious onion with a strawberry center!” As the audience laughed, she added, “A whole bunch of little boys were watching that, too. Buffy was universal. … Everyone felt like an outcast. And she was very flawed. And then I go to [Battlestar Galactica], and Starbuck is incredibly flawed and damaged. … You can’t be perfect to be identifiable.”
How does an actor’s viewpoint in this genre differ from a writer, producer or director?
On her character Jessica from HBO’s True Blood, Woll said, “Even in one episode, she can be incredibly sexy and incredibly dorky. She can be incredibly wise and also naïve. … It’s never one thing. I also feel that in the past the strong heroine has often been a fighter who takes on very masculine aspects. … I like that Jessica’s very compassionate. She becomes stronger the more she opens up to the world and embraces those, what we consider feminine, aspects of herself.”
“Genre is a safe space to be transgressive and explore themes,” Robinson added. “It was kind of neat to go from The L Word — the nuances of how women interact … it was kind of nice to bring that into True Blood. You can have crazy-sexy or you can have someone just give someone a look and we’ll examine that. [In the writers’ room]. I see myself as kind of an advocate for the female characters on the show.”
“Joss, being the person he was, was interested in what I really felt,” Noxon explained. “I got to write these characters from a female point of view and not be restricted. … If I had gone onto The Pretender as I’d planned, I probably wouldn’t be writing these dimensionalized characters and because of that I got hooked on genre.”
“Being a woman who writes genre can help you because they’re not as many of them out there,” she added. “But then also … I feel there are ways that it’s absolutely held me back [due to perception]. Just look at the Nicki Minaj video where if you take the pickle juice, you’ll be drinking pickle juice all your life. Okay, no one knows what I’m talking about! [laughter] Look up the video with Nicki Minaj talking about the music business and drinking the pickle juice!”
Laughing, Espenson continued the topic. “It’s all based on perception. How we’re perceived … and how we self-perceive. I was raised in the ‘70s, and when I was a little kid you were asked, ‘So, are you going to be a nurse or a stewardess?’”
Raising a different perspective, Robinson mentioned how when she arrived at a studio to direct Herbie Unloaded, she was sometimes told automatically that the messenger’s entrance was in the back. “And I’m like, ‘I’m directing the movie!’” she said, laughing with the audience. “People don’t know what to make of me. … Whenever there’s a black person on a studio lot, we eye each other. And we give this little nod, like, ‘You made it here! Good for you!’ You walk into rooms and people have these preset conceptions. … So I kind of start talking quickly and intelligently when I’m there in the gap before they can [speak]. And then they have no box for me and they just kind of take it at face value and then we can actually have a conversation.”
“I feel very responsible about things, like not being too skinny,” Woll revealed, garnering applause from the audience. “There’s wanting to be a good role model and encourage other women. You have to have the confidence in yourself.”
“I was really lucky,” Hurd said. “I had gone to work for Roger Corman, who honestly believed that gender didn’t matter, except perhaps that women worked harder for less money. And he hired women in every capacity. I did have a role model — Barbara Boyle was the operating officer, and she was tough and she was a fighter. She’s one of the founders of women in film. The good news is that the landscape has changed.”
What advice would the panelists give to aspiring screenwriters?
“Whatever you do, you get good through doing it,” Espenson replied. “A lot of disadvantage that women have had in the writers’ room is that they aren’t given enough time in the writers’ room to learn while they are there. It’s the ability to fail and get back up that makes you better. Don’t just get through the door — persevere. Maybe you’ll lose a couple jobs early on, a lot of people do, and stick with it.”
Woll added, “I would say really be yourself and stick with your principles. You don’t want to do that nude scene? Don’t do it. You get a say in your career.”
“You really need to learn those basics, and I learned that early on and took a lot of classes,” Noxon said. “But I don’t think I became a writer until I was willing to tell on myself in ways that were embarrassing and very humbling. What makes good writing is that the devil is in the details. All those little things that are particular to your characters and particular to your story that you observe. And that’s a journey that takes time. What’ve you got to say? My breakthroughs came when I stopped trying to sell and just tried to tell the truth as I see it.”
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Amanda Crew To Play “Leigh Parrish” in the 2012 Movie Ferocious
Ferocious, a movie directed by Robert Cuffley, is due for release in The Fall 2012.
Ferocious, a psychological thriller due to hit the big screen in The Fall 2012, is directed by Robert Cuffley. The movie stars Amanda Crew as “Leigh Parrish” a successful actress whose life is turned upside down when a sex tape from her past reappears, forcing her to confront a problem she had hoped never to face.
The thriller is causing quite a stir ahead of its release and is sure to be a big hit with independent movie fans.
A star on one of North America’s most popular TV shows has made it big, but her past is coming back to haunt her. Long before becoming famous she worked in a sleazy nightclub. A videotape of her escapades in the club has fallen into the wrong hands and an extortion attempt ensues. And that’s where the excitement begins.
“In an age where celebrity sex tapes are ubiquitous, Ferocious takes a different spin on things,” says Cuffley, “I was more interested in a character knowing this tape is out there and having to live, day-to-day, not knowing when (or if) it will be sold to the media. That kind of inner turmoil is great for an actor to play with.”
Starring Amanda Crew in the lead role, Ferocious explores the vulnerability of any celebrity in this predicament.
“There’s an element of violation whenever someone is photographed/recorded/videotaped without their knowing about it,” explained Cuffley. “People didn’t even much like Google taking pictures of where they live, so you can imagine how an intimate act videotaped without someone’s knowledge, stored for later use, then surfacing at the absolute least opportune time, would be a terrible thing to live through.”
Ferocious is the story of the dark side of ambition, the high price of fame and the blindness caused by desire.
Synopsis :
We met actress Amanda Crew to talk about the upcoming psychological thriller. Amanda plays the part of “Leigh Parrish” in the film; the TV celebrity whose career is turned upside down when a videotape from her past rears its ugly head. Here’s what Amanda had to say about the movie when we spoke with her recently…..Leigh Parish (Crew) is the star on one of North America’s most popular TV shows. Beautiful, charismatic…her star’s ascension seems to have no ceiling.
On a return trip home and during a standard paint-by-number television interview, one of the phone in callers trips her up, unearthing an all-consuming anxiety within Leigh…one she had hoped was permanently buried.
Maurice is Leigh’s former boss, back when she worked in a sleazy nightclub, long before becoming famous. In his possession is a videotape with Leigh as the star. If distributed, the tape would effectively end Leigh’s career in the entertainment business.
The mere thought of the tape is enough to get Leigh’s blood pressure to rise. Maurice knows this and is intent on extorting Leigh for the rest of her life. But Leigh isn’t paying Maurice another nickel. She’s going to break into the club, retrieve the tape and destroy it. Or so the plan goes…
1) What drew you to a film like Ferocious?
The script. The director. The cast. A big part of it was actually Dustin Milligan and Michael Eklund who both alerted me to the project. I respect Dustin and Michael as actors and when they both told me that I needed to read it, I didn’t hesitate. After reading the script it seemed like a no brainer. It is so rare to get the chance to play a strong, female character who uses more than her looks and sexuality to succeed. I lucked out that Robert Cuffley turned out to be one of my favorite directors that I’ve worked with. Double lucked out that Kim Coates is a brilliantly, fierce actor with the enthusiasm of a wide eyed child.
2) Can you describe the process of making the film in one word?
That’s like asking if you can describe your first time falling in love in one word.
3) As an actor who has done large and small projects, how does this fit in terms of how much you were challenged as an actor?
One of the reasons why I was excited to do this project was BECAUSE I knew I would be challenged. To sit in my “comfort zone” is a waste. I was challenged by many different aspects on this shoot, and loved every minute of it. It was physically and emotionally demanding. It was fast paced with a lot of dark material. It was intimidating to work with Kim Coates. And I was pushed by Robert (in a super supportive way) to go to a lot of uncomfortable places. But mainly I was tested by the -40 degree Saskatoon weather.
4) What personal elements of your character appealed to you…what were you able to draw upon to help create Leigh?
I loved that Leigh starts off as this sweet, innocent looking girl. Poised, together, confident. Guys want her and girls want to be her. But the truth is that isn’t who she is. She’s actually like every other girl out there, struggling with self confidence, self worth and a true sense of self. I loved that she had been living this life that was essentially a lie because she was trying to protect herself and her family. After a while wearing that mask all the time becomes too much and you have to show your own face. I loved that she had been running from her past, avoiding dealing with it and finally decided to do one of the hardest things, take action to face it. I can totally identify with that moment in your life where you decide to be honest with yourself and then take the steps to clean up your mess. It’s terrifying yet necessary to move forward and become the person you are meant to be. She ends up drawing from some inner strength that is incredibly inspiring and becoming one fierce chick.
5) Was the low budget aspect of Ferocious ever frustrating?
The only frustrating part of doing a low budget shoot is when you don’t have as much time to play around with a scene, grabbing extra angles, alternative takes or extra fun adds. I know Robert had so many things that he wanted to do had he had more time and it frustrated him deeply. However, he always managed to honor getting what he wanted without compromising his vision. Truly inspiring.
6) Three mental images that come to mind when you think of the making of the film are…
Bruised Knees. During the entire shoot I was dealing with a brutal knee injury. I had to bandage my knee up most of the time which holds all the blood in one spot which in turn caused me to bruise easily (which I already do.) The result was some NASTY looking knees that were impossible to hide in the interview scenes at the beginning of the film. Let’s just call it foreshadowing.
Nostril Icicles. Saskatoon in December equals the coldest environment I have EVER been in. The sensation of icicles was a new one that first startled me. “What’s that in my nose?” Which then quickly turned into excitement. “There are icicles in my nose!” Which then turned into fear, “Get me the f*** inside.”
Soaps Improv Show. I don’t know how Kim did it, but he managed to persuade the entire cast to join him in an improv show in front of 300 people. There was a lot of alcohol consumption before stepping on that stage. It ended up being incredibly fun. And Michael Ecklund was adamant about keeping his bloody face makeup on for the show so he looked like he ran into a wall. Comedy.
7) You’ve dabbled in comedy, drama, romance and now suspense…what else are you anxious to try out, if anything?
I’m anxious to dabble in anything that pushes me, challenges me. If I sign up for a project that gives me anxiety, I know it is the right choice. Being scared means I’m out of my comfort zone. I never want to feel like I could do a role in my sleep.
8) Can you tell us about what you’re working on? What other exciting roles are coming your way?
Right now I’m working on WORKING. I don’t like to paint this false picture that I’m always working on a movie. Down time is hard but I try to keep busy and focused with acting classes. I just finished doing a little stint on JOBS, a movie with Ashton Kutcher about Steve Jobs. I also have another movie called LONG TIME GONE that will hopefully be doing the festival circuit this season. It’s Sarah Siegel-Magness’ directorial debut (she produced PRECIOUS). Added bonus is that it was written by Karen McCullah Lutz who wrote a ton of my favorite movies growing up including TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU and LEGALLY BLONDE. It’s a totally different genre than FEROCIOUS (dramedy) that I’m really excited about because I think it shows a side of myself that hasn’t been fully seen. It also reunited me with Virginia Madsen.
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Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
August 3, 2012, (LifeSiteNews.com) – At some point yesterday I was scrolling through a rather mundane news article on an equally mundane news site, when my eye was suddenly drawn to the lascivious photo of a beautiful woman prominently featured on the left-hand side of the story. Superimposed on the photo was the headline, “Actresses’ first nude scenes.” And then the words, “Click here.”I confess that, as attractive as the invitation seemed, I didn’t react quite as the proprietors of the website evidently intended. I did not “click here.” Instead, I got mad.
As a proud, chest-thumping moral Neanderthal, I still believe that sex should be reserved for people who are married, and even then, only with each other (that’s a joke). Indeed, so primitive is my moral code that I even take seriously that much-maligned (and misunderstood) Gospel stricture that “He who looks at a woman lustfully is already guilty of adultery with her in his heart.”
This, of course, has interesting ramifications for someone like myself, who is required to work all day, every day, on the internet. Most of us spend so much time immersed in media that we no longer see it clearly, or have any concept of what life is like apart from it. But if we stepped back for a moment from the bizarre virtual reality into which we have willingly immersed ourselves we would realize that the internet and television are completely, and absurdly, saturated with sex. Those who have no particular interest in pursuing what is traditionally called “purity” (i.e. reserving sexual thoughts and actions for one person – viz. one’s spouse) may not have noticed this. For such a person, the provocative ads, prurient celebrity gossip, and increasingly ubiquitous sex scenes and soft-core porn come and go, and may or may not be indulged in depending on his or her mood at the time. No big deal either way: if the constant bombardment of sexual stimuli leads to an uncomfortable build-up of sexual energy, there’s always porn and masturbation to turn to for relief.
But try for one single day to stand sentry at the gates of your mind against any sexual thoughts involving any person other than your spouse, and you will be given a rude awakening into how vast is the horde of uninvited interlopers. Surf Facebook, read a news article, browse the latest movie trailers, watch the latest drama (or the news for that matter) – and, if you wish to avoid sexual titillation, you will find yourself switching the channel, clicking to a new page, or covering up part of your screen, for about as much time as you actually spend surfing or watching.
By this point, most online publishers, for instance, have realized that Jennifer Lopez’s sculpted bottom, or Victoria Secret’s latest super-model, or the ‘50 hottest sex tips’, are much more likely to translate into “click-throughs” - and, hence, more pageviews, and more advertizing revenue – than an article, say, about, well, just about anything else.
Such publishers, of course, are simply catching up with what retailers have long known. As C.S. Lewis once put it: “There are people who want to keep our sex instinct inflamed in order to make money out of us. Because, of course, a man with an obsession is a man who has very little sales-resistance.”
Necessity requires that, to a point, we accept things as they are and get on as best we can. When it comes to the preponderance of soft-core porn on television, at the checkout counter, in our movies, at the mall, on our street corners, on the internet, we simply have to do our best to avoid the “near occasion of sin” and pray for the grace to get through relatively unscathed. After all, sexual temptation is hardly new. But yesterday, being abruptly presented with the unwanted, unwelcome, and unapologetically blunt option of ogling a cornucopia of nude actresses, or remaining faithful to my wife, made me step back and take in the cultural landscape.
And, as I have already said, it made me mad.
Consider, for instance, that the entertainment industry has successfully marketed to millions of our children pop starlets whose single ambition in life seems to be to outdo their rivals in shocking the moral sensibilities of the age—which, given the dullness of the aforementioned moral sensibilities, by this point simply means doing everything short of having actual intercourse on stage and in their music videos.
Even movie trailers – prefaced with the increasingly laughable statement that they have been “approved for all audiences” – are more and more playing host to snippets of explicit sex scenes, nudity, and suggestive motions inclusive, with only the “important parts” strategically covered up. But, really, how important are the “important parts,” when confronted with the sight of two nude bodies intertwined, labored breathing and all?
The actual movies, of course, don’t leave nearly as much to the imagination.
This is to say nothing of the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of explicitly pornographic websites that have given rise to a prevalence of sexual addiction, even amongst many of our children and youngest teens, that truly boggles the imagination. Ultimately, of course, this is the Rome to which all these other paths lead. Inflame the passions sufficiently in myriad more subtle ways, and then provide easy access to hardcore pornography, and it is only a matter of time before most people follow the rabbit hole to the very bottom. Which is why the pornography industry is raking in billions of dollars every year.
There are those who say: “So, you want to remain chaste? Then don’t look at pornography, don’t click on the links, don’t look at the ads, don’t read the gossip.” Which is all well and good. Except that it completely fails to take into account human nature, not to mention the near omnipresence of sexual stimuli in our culture. Such people may as well say, “Pluck out your eyes,” or “Cut off your ears.” Someone did once say something to that effect, but the Church (except for one notable exception) has typically interpreted the remark as dramatic overstatement.
We can no more “turn off” our senses than we can stop the sun from shining. And as long as the senses are performing their tasks well, and the body is otherwise healthy, the sight of the human form presented in a sexual manner will entice, and set in motion certain thoughts and desires. Of course, as free human beings we have the capacity to reject those thoughts and desires, to gain control of our reactions (and that, indeed, should be our goal), but if we are continually being bombarded with unwanted and increasingly explicit stimuli, the effort to stand aloof can be mentally and spiritually wearing: so much so that for many in a sex-saturated society such as ours, defeat may seem practically inevitable.
In this world there will never be any freedom from temptation, and those who seek to coercively eradicate all occasions of sin are rightly labeled fundamentalists, and dangerous. But it is not Puritanism to argue that one should not have to be bombarded with invitations to see “actresses’ first nude scenes” while simply wishing to read about latest poll numbers, or the weather. If we were walking along the street and someone walked up to us and shoved a copy of Playboy in our face, we would rightly be offended and angry. And yet, we tolerate precisely such behavior from advertisers, publishers and entertainers every day, behavior that can only be termed a form of spiritual assault. It is little different from a drug pusher who offers the first hit “free,” except that the pushers of pornography have the additional advantage of being able to deliver the first “free” hit with or without the viewer’s explicit approval.
This article is not endorsing any particular solution to the problem. The question of how to redress the excesses of a society in which sex has been blown out of any sense of proportion, is a complex and multifaceted one, and cannot, for instance, be reduced to a simplistic legal solution such as enforcing laws against pornography (although that might not be a bad place to start). If I hope for anything it is simply that my readers will share in my anger, for anger is the first and necessary reaction against an injustice. Every day we are being taken advantage of by people “who want to keep our sex instinct inflamed in order to make money out of us.”
Let us reject their advances and send them the message loud and clear that “no means no.”
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CISPA Gets Voted Down, But This Is Just The Calm Before The Storm The Copyright Industry Will Be Back
Written by Sean Kalinich
Well it looks like CISPA has been shot down in the US for now. This was thanks to a fairly big internet campaign to let people know that the vote was happening (it was voted on yesterday) and while most of the world was watching the antics of Samsung and Apple the Senate tried to vote the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act into law. But to be honest with you toward the end (and as we get closer to the elections) we had a feeling this one would be scrapped. It was too much for many voters who already feel their privacy is being abused. The Senators knew that passing this would be a quick ticket back home as the popular opinion was against them.Does this mean we are safe from further laws that violate our privacy and grant greater control to law enforcement to act as the police for copyright holders? No in fact things are probably worse than you think. On July 11t President Obama signed an Executive Order that granted the Department of Homeland Security the power they were trying to get with CISPA. In truth the bill was no longer needed as with the Executive Order most of the pieces were put into place. Many also tried to claim that CISPA was not about copyright, but the wording of the bill included massive protections for copyright and intellectual property holders.
But things will not stop there. Chris Dodd the President of the MPAA (and former senator) will be allowed to come back onto “The Hill” to talk with all of his buddies next year after the election is over. Those Senators and Representatives who survive the elections will feel secure in their jobs for at least four years. This means that they could be open to a little persuasion from Mr. Dodd who once said; he would remember who helped him when it was time to write the checks. We are guessing he means campaign contributions, but who knows. We already know from watching the MPAA and RIAA that they are not above a little unethical behavior in the same way that the sea is not above the sky.
Just look at what this group has done with The Pirate Bay, Megaupload and many more. The copyright industry seems to think that the US federal law enforcement agencies are their very own police force and have nothing better to do than round up anyone foolish enough to compete with them. Their contempt for law and consumer rights is legendary in everything from by-passing due process to asking for hundreds of thousands of dollars for a single title.
So as we celebrate the seeming victory over CISPA remember this. We expect to see about 6-8 months of calm with no new oppressive bills introduced. After that you can guarantee that things will heat up. Bills like SOPA, PIPA, ACTA, TPP, CISPA and more will come back and have even more power behind them. Right now the MPAA and RIAA are angry and know they are losing the fight. The Megaupload case is slipping through their fingers (even though they still plan to keep the assets frozen if they lose). Meanwhile the case against Kim Dotcom himself is falling apart thanks to incompetence or corruption on the part of the FBI. A free and open internet is not in the best interest of the copyright industry. It opens up the potential for anyone to act as an outlet for musicians, movie makers and photographers. This threatens their revenue stream and control on the market so they really will stop at nothing to get their way.
Appeals Court Allows Video-sharing Site Link to Copyrighted Porn Videos
On Thursday, the 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals reversed a lower court decision by U.S. District Judge John Grady in Chicago, who had temporarily blocked social media site myVidster.com from linking to porn videos owned by Flava Works Inc. The closely watched decision was a win for Internet social media sites like Google and Facebook, which had asked the appeals court to overturn the ruling to protect innovation on the Web.
The website myVidster.com allows its users to bookmark videos and other users can watch the embedded videos on myVidster’s page through a frame without leaving the site. Flava Works had sued myVidster in 2010 after it found that myVidster users were linking to illegal copies of its videos. The lawsuit alleged that myVidster was helping potential customers of Flava’s porn by circumventing the company’s pay wall.
However, the federal appeals court ruled that allowing users to post links to copyrighted videos of others, which are hosted on third party sites, does not amount to infringing copyright laws by the website that allows the posting of such links by its users. The lower court had held that myVidster was helping the infringement of copyrights of Flava’s exclusive porn videos by encouraging users to share illegal downloads.
However, writing for the 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, Judge Richard Posner [pictured] observed, “As the record stands … myVidster is not an infringer, at least in the form of copying or distributing copies of a copyrighted work. The infringers are the uploaders of the copyrighted work.”
The unanimous three-judge panel of the appeals court held that in order to obtain another ban, Flava Works would have to prove that myVidster’s service really does significantly contribute to the infringement of Flava’s copyrights. However, the appeals court held that so far, Flava Works had failed to meet its burden.
Phillip Bleicher, the CEO of Flava Works said, “This keeps the door open to massive copyright infringement.”
The case is Flava Works Inc v. Gunter et al, 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, No. 11-3190.
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Mike Chapman : Clown Prince of Porn
Interview with the porn actor Mike Chapman in Budapest.
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* Well-written and perceptive article on porn biz.
They Shoot Porn Stars, Don't They?
Susannah Breslin (April 3, 2011)
In 2009, I self-published "They Shoot Porn Stars, Don't They?" Originally, the story was written for a publication, but I ended up withdrawing it and publishing it myself. The piece focuses on the effects of the Great Recession on the adult movie industry and its performers. The original version of the story can be found here and includes my on-set photographs. One year later, I wrote a post about self-publishing this story, "The Numbers on Self-Publishing Long Form Journalism." This is a text-only version.At a certain point during the week that I spend in Los Angeles, interviewing adult performers, visiting adult movie sets, and talking to those who live in the San Fernando Valley and work in the adult movie industry about the recession and how the current state of the economy is affecting their livelihood, I find myself in a nondescript apartment on the outskirts of the Valley, the residence of a man who requested I not reveal his identity.
It’s a quiet, warm afternoon. Outside, a woman whose hair has been dyed the color of cherry Kool-Aid is smoking a cigarette on a narrow balcony overlooking a half-empty parking lot. In the living room, the man and I are sitting on a dingy beige sectional sofa, watching an adult movie playing on a laptop.
The movie set into which we are peering is your garden variety, run-of-the-mill porno fare: tan sofa, white walls, hideous curtains. In all likelihood, this is one more cheap hotel room located somewhere in the greater Los Angeles territory that has come to be known, colloquially, as Porn Valley.
At the center of the screen, a young woman is perched on the edge of the couch, alone. As the camera closes in on her, she smiles tentatively and crosses her arms protectively.
(I'm positive Miss Breslin is at porn shoot by Khan Tusion. A very abrasive but effective director/interviewer with an eye for S-and-M type of abuse which sometimes crosses the line. Some girls have walked out or quit in mid-filming unable to handle the treatment or Khan derisive and intrusive questions)
Her look is that of a 21st century Bettie Page. She has long, dark hair with short bangs and bright blue eyes rimmed with heavy black eyeliner. She wears a cropped black top with a plunging v-neck, a baby pink plaid miniskirt (not unlike the one worn by Britney Spears in the schoolgirl-themed music video for “… Baby One More Time”), and white high heels—otherwise known as “stripper shoes.”
“OK, so what are we going to do?” a man standing off-camera asks in a voice that sounds as if it has been digitally altered. “Should I just beat the shit out of her?”
The camera moves closer, following the man we can’t see like an obedient dog. From the right side of the frame, his left hand reaches out and grabs her by the top of her head. His right hand secures her under the jaw, trapping her in his vice. Her grimace fills the screen.
“So, what do you do for a living?”
“I work in porn.”
“Whore?”
“Of course.”
“Absolute whore, right?”
“Yes.”
“What kind of whore?”
“Dirty whore.”
“Piece of shit whore?”
“Piece of shit whore.”
“Yeah?” he pauses. “You know, lately, I haven’t had any energy. Have you noticed that?”
“Mm-hm,” another man we can’t see concurs.
“What do you think?” the first queries.
“Girls are getting off easy,” the second advises.
“She’s a little nervous,” the first considers. “I’m a little nervous, too,” he mock-confesses. “I don’t even want to hurt you,” he tells her. “But I have to—because my friends are here.”
Over the next ten minutes, he threatens to beat her, threatens to torture her, pulls up her shirt, pulls up her skirt, hits her breasts, hits her thighs, throttles her by the neck with both hands, humiliates her, degrades her, makes her cry, chokes her until she is gasping for air. He gets her to tell the camera she is 27 years old and the only reason she’s here doing this particular job on this particularly day in this particular hotel room in the Valley is for the money, and the fact of the matter is she has two young children to support, of whom the man asks rhetorically, and seemingly for the sole purpose of screwing with her head, “They’re going to grow up to be proud of her, right?”
The woman is becoming unmoored. He orders her on her hands and knees, and begins beating her with a leather strap that cracks! across the bared skin of her backside every time he hits her, leaving angry pink welts, until, finally, in a futile attempt to protect herself, the woman reaches her arm around herself, her hand turned upwards, her palm facing outwards, and the man stops.
The camera pans to the side to find her face buried in the sofa cushions.
“Can I ask you a question?”
She doesn’t move or respond.
“Could you look at the camera, please?”
He repeats himself. Eventually, she turns her head and faces the camera. There are tears tracking down her flush cheeks. Her body is shaking uncontrollably, and her breath is hitching with every intake.
“To steal a Quentin Tarantino line,” he muses, mockingly, “‘Was that as good for you as it was for me?’”
There can be no mistake. This is when he breaks her. Her expression flattens. Her eyes go blank. She appears to be dissociating. Slowly, she turns from the camera, going somewhere else, inside herself, anywhere but here.
“OK, I’m going to bring the guys in here,” the man announces to no one in particular. “Because you’ve just gone to pieces on me.”
And, with that, the real scene begins.
It had been a long time since I first set foot in the adult industry. A dozen years ago, I opened a copy of a Bay Area newspaper to discover porn star Jenna Jameson was coming to my hometown. She would be dancing at the Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre in San Francisco. Fifty years ago, brothers Jim and Artie Mitchell had founded the X-rated theater. In 1972, they had produced “Behind the Green Door,” ushering in the “porno chic” era. In 1991, Jim had kicked down Artie’s door and shot his brother to death, an action for which he had just spent the last of three years across the Bay’s frigid waters at San Quentin Prison. Hunter S. Thompson was once the night manager of what he had proclaimed the “Carnegie Hall of Sex in America.” By the time I got there, thanks to the home video revolution, the fading palace had become a strip club.
Online, I tracked down Jameson’s publicist. Not long after that, I was interviewing the closest thing the porn industry had to a crossover star in the making. In a Japantown hotel room, the baby-faced, blue-eyed blonde answered my questions as she rolled around on the bed with a boyfriend who served as her strip club tour roadie. What struck me wasn’t what she said—her claims of female empowerment, her insatiable sexual appetite, her devotion to her fans—but her tiny ankles. Despite all of her big-girl talk, her explicit resume, and her Jessica Rabbit-like, surgically-enhanced dimensions, she was, in the real world, just a girl—a young woman who happened to be on her way to becoming the most famous porn star in the world.
That night, a photographer and I loitered backstage as Jameson and Jill Kelly, another porn star and Jameson’s on-stage costar, got ready for the show. Kelly, a long-faced, blond, former stripper with a set of red lips tattooed on her well-tanned right butt cheek, had the distinction of having made the pages of The New Yorker a couple of years before, after her professionally struggling surfer-turned-porn-star husband, Cal Jammer, blew his brains out in front of their home on a rainy afternoon. In the crowded dressing room, a nude Jameson bent over and began coloring in her pubic hair with eye shadow—it looked too sparse, she explained. I had grown up only a few miles away, across the Bay, in Berkeley, the second daughter of two English professors, but this was another world altogether.
Downstairs, the duo stomped out on the stage like oversexed storm troopers in coordinated barely-there costumes and thigh-high platform boots, parading before the appreciative male audience as Marilyn Manson caterwauled in the background: “The beautiful people, the beautiful people/It’s all relative to the size of your steeple.” The men hooted and hollered while the women stripped off their clothes, exposing gravity-defying breasts with faint half-moon surgical scars underneath them, and spreading their legs for the eager onlookers. For a finale, Kelly did a headstand while Jameson performed oral sex on her. From the sidelines, the slack-faced men looked on at the sexual spectacle as if bearing witness to the Rapture—gobsmacked.
Afterwards, the starlets posed with their acolytes for $20-a-pop Polaroids. In the booths, nude women lounged on the tabletops, penetrating themselves with dildos, surrounded by men who watched as if they were attending a particularly fascinating fondue party. Other men disappeared into the red velvet-lined rooms hidden behind shimmering gold curtains. They were led by scantily clad, beglittered women who smelled of peaches and apricots.
At the evening’s close, Jameson and Kelly were greeted by two smiling Japanese businessmen. The foursome slipped into the dark bowels of a black stretch limousine waiting outside and headed for parts unknown.
Were I in Los Angeles, Jameson’s publicist told me, I would have been welcome to visit a set.
On a sweltering hot, late August afternoon one month later, I was on the set of a porn movie entitled “Flashpoint.” The plotline concerned itself with a coterie of firemen and firewomen, who, in the wake of the tragic death of one of their fallen brethren, were consoling each another by engaging in copious amounts of sex.
In the middle of a parking lot, seven people were having an orgy on a fire truck. Nearby, several middle-aged men, who wrote for magazines with names like Cherie and Oui, took feverish notes. I looked at the notepad in my hands; it was blank.
On the ladder, a blonde busily fellated her co-star. At mid-truck, two men were double-teaming a different blonde. In the cab, another couple was going at it.
In a semi-circle, bored crewmembers watched the performers sweat and pant under the scorching midday sun, the actors pumping and thrusting, their artificially bronzed, shiny skin stretched taut over well-defined abs and manufactured curves.
A few yards away, the real firemen, who had delivered the vehicle on loan from the city for the day, studied the action as if expecting a test on it at a future date.
Overhead, the camera zoomed lazily in and out on a crane, unblinking.
An hour passed. Positions changed. A dog barked. A plane flew across the sky. Somebody yawned. A woman moaned. Inner thighs trembled. Missionary became doggie. Woman-on-top became man-on-top. The three-way deconstructed and reassembled into new configurations. The blonde on the ladder appeared to have an orgasm, her high-pitched cry warbling through the industrial area.
Without warning, one of the three-way’s woodsmen stepped backwards, moving away from the woman bent over in front of him, with whom he had been having sex. He stared down at his flaccid penis in his hand as if it belonged to someone else. Tension filled the air.
“Lube!” the woodsman cried like a soldier calling for a medic, and a small bottle sailed across the cloudless sky, landing in his upraised palm with a smack! Within minutes, the woodsman had resumed his mechanical plowing. Disaster had been averted.
Two hours after the scene had begun shooting, it was time for the men to deliver their money shots. To one side, two crewmembers discussed a “fip.”
“What’s a FIP?” I whispered to the nearest porn writer.
“A fake internal pop” was the answer.
A few feet away, the camera hovered in front of the face of one of the three-way’s woodsmen, now feigning orgasm for footage that would be intercut in the editing bay with his soon-to-be-delivered money shot. His face contorted. His mouth gaped open. “Oh!” he announced. He looked more pained than pleasured.
Once the footage was obtained, the camera shifted focus, tracking downwards, cutting the woodsman’s head out of the shot, and the day’s indisputably one true thing landed on the heaving, freckled, fake breasts of the porn star kneeling at his feet.
Someone applauded. The scene broke. The female stars retreated to their trailers. The crew milled around the craft service table, picking at a platter of raw vegetables coupled with Ranch dip and a large bowl of Fritos.
I sat down in a folding chair in the shade. Apparently, a $250,000 budget bought you a plot as substantive as tissue paper and an orgy atop a fire vehicle. Behind the scenes, it was less like watching people have sex and more like witnessing an Olympic event in which people copulated for sport. The sex was almost incidental.
“Whaddya think?” One of the woodsmen who had been pretending to be a fireman was standing over me, his legs straddling mine. A dark-haired, olive-skinned former nurse, Mickey G. was married to yet another blond porn star, the sweet, soft-spoken Missy. Shirtless, he was still wearing his yellow fireman pants and red suspenders, caught between roles. He was the one who got the blowjob up the ladder. Now, he had positioned his groin a foot from my face. He was waiting for an answer. I looked up at him, shielding the sun with my hand, wondering if he was trying to make some kind of a point, and what, exactly, that point was.
I don’t remember what I told him. Probably, “Well, it certainly is interesting!”—or, something to that effect. And it was. The experience was surreal. I had stepped into an otherworld in which the old rules no longer applied, where people screwed in public lots atop fire trucks and ejaculating on command was part of the job description. Of course.
For all of porn’s ridiculous aspects, and those are legion, there was something deeply revelatory about witnessing its making. Despite the smoke and mirrors—the fake orgasms, the unreal bodies, the cockamamie premises—something else altogether lay behind the curtain. What that something was would take me several years to discover. Yet, on that day, I was sure of one thing: In Porn Valley, reality and fantasy are one and the same.
By the following January I had gotten my things together and moved to Los Angeles. There, I lived on the east side of the city in a sunny, one-bedroom apartment in Los Feliz. I would spend the next several years working as a freelance journalist, covering the culture beat, or so I told strangers, although, sex, for the most part, was my focus, and, by and large, my true interests lay in the Valley.
In the late 19th century, California State Senator Charles Maclay stood atop the Cahuenga Pass that runs between Los Angeles proper and the San Fernando Valley and, of the pastoral landscape that lay before him, proclaimed: “This is the Garden of Eden!”
Nowadays, conquistadores Californianos galloping past cattle grazing under massive oaks have been replaced by depressed suburban sprawl: “FOR SALE” ranch-style houses and bloated McMansions; “FOR RENT” strip mall stores and closed gas stations; “FOR LEASE” warehouses and empty gravel lots. Between these lines, the adult movie industry conducts its business in condominiums that homeowners rent out by the day to forestall foreclosure, on soundstages where independent contractors have sex to pay the bills, next to kidney-shaped backyard pools that serve as backdrops for explicit movies in which everybody gets laid and nobody swims. From this 345-square-mile valley, bound by a series of dramatic mountain ranges, a never-ending deluge of porn is sent out across the country and around the world.
Welcome to Porn Valley, USA.
I follow the 101 north over the Cahuenga Pass, heading for Woodland Hills, a mostly affluent suburban community in the Valley’s southwest corner. At the end of a cul-de-sac, I park at the bottom of a steep driveway lined with blooming red rose bushes. I wave at the workers funneling the contents of a cement truck into a neighboring yard and begin hiking up the incline. Halfway there, I reach a gate, press the intercom buzzer and identify myself. The gate swings open. At the summit, half a dozen cars are parked in front of a four-bedroom, 6,000-square-foot, $2.2 million mansion with 360-degree views of the surrounding valley. Inside, the making of “Fuck Machines 5” is already underway.
I step into the foyer. It’s cool and quiet. The noonday sun is streaming into a glass-enclosed courtyard with a red door. The door, I note, has three fist-sized holes drilled into it at waist level. Later, I will learn these are newly installed glory holes. After today’s shoot, this house will turn into a brothel—a whorehouse smack-dab in the middle of suburbia.
In the living room, panoramic windows offer expansive views of the property’s manicured grounds, a line of palm trees, and distant smog-laced mountains. A built-in sectional sofa is covered with a remarkable number of stains. The mismatched furniture has been pushed up against the walls. In the middle of the room, a naked, young woman hangs from a swing, a half-circle of tall lights surrounding her. A machine waits nearby. A metal prong extends from its base. A hot pink dildo is attached to the end of it.
“I don’t want you to swing too much,” Jim Powers, the director, cautions, sounding paternal. He considers the starlet in the swing. “It’s like a ride at Magic Mountain,” he muses, contemplating her ankles held by straps that spread her legs apart. “I don’t want you to get sick.”
At 46, Powers is a 20-year veteran of the business and the creator of some of the most bizarre porn movies ever made. His inarguably outré oeuvre includes: “Whore of the Rings,” an X-rated remake of “The Lord of the Rings,” described as an “all anal epic tail of sprawling proportions”; “Texas Dildo Masquerade,” another explicit cinematic re-envisioning, in this case of one of Jim’s personal all-time favorite films, “The Texas Chain Saw Massacre,” only, in his version, the weapon of choice is a chainsaw with a dildo attachment; and “Ass Blasting Felching Anal Whores,” the title of which is relatively self-explanatory.
Most of the time, his spiky brown hair sticks up in various directions. He is not infrequently wild-eyed. When he is trying to make a point, he waves his arms around dramatically, as if this is the only way that he could possibly be understood. Typically, his work uniform consists of blue jeans, black Converse sneakers, and a black T-shirt. The night I first met him, nearly a decade ago, the back of his black t-shirt, stretched taut across his shoulders, declared “CAN’T HOLD BACK THE DEMONS.” On another occasion, it pronounced him “BEYOND THE GRAVE.” This afternoon, the front of his shirt trumpets “IMMORAL PRODUCTIONS.”
The girl in the swing is Ryan Hunter, a pretty, 24-year-old aspiring actress who looks like a young Sandra Bullock, whose career she would like to emulate. Last year, she moved to Los Angeles from Las Vegas, where she was a student and a cocktail waitress. Now, as Jim dotes on her, she giggles and smiles, leans back in the swing, and tosses her shoulder-length brown hair highlighted with blond streaks. She lets her mouth fall open, and her gratuitously glossed lips part. She runs a hand along her long, lithe body, which bears no signs of surgical intervention, and is, like the body of nearly every other performer in this business, deeply tan. When asked why she got into porn, she shrugs and responds simply: “For money.”
Powers gives Hunter some direction, gesticulating wildly, and contorting his body into various sexual positions. Then, he lies down on the floor, video camera in hand, and begins shooting. Close by, a production assistant—who looks to be in his forties and could be mistaken for somebody’s dad playing hooky from carpool duty—turns on the machine. As the PA slides the contraption into frame, the mecha-dildo thrusts robotically in Hunter’s direction, its engine whirring softly.
Hunter spreads her legs and the robo-phallus penetrates her. “Wow!” Jim enthuses. “Does this look sexy, baby!” He leaps to his feet and starts shooting between her legs from the robot’s point of view, as the PA struggles to keep a hold of Hunter’s right foot, so she won’t swing out of frame.
“The fuck machines are, like, mesmerizing,” Powers considers as Hunter is resituated in the swing to lie facedown. She pretends to fly, her arms extended at her sides, and giggles. “It’s like watching a fish tank,” he contemplates thoughtfully. “It’s very relaxing.”
Standing over the spread-eagle Hunter, he shoots the machine penetrating her from behind. The machine drones onward. Hunter groans, straining.
When it’s time for the final position, Hunter turns nervous. She squirms in the swing. Her face twists. “I will definitely, like, not be able to do this full-on anally,” she announces, staring at the machine. “I might, like, poo on it.”
“We can try a smaller one,” Powers suggests politely.
Judging by the expression on her face, Hunter looks to be doing the math on her predicament. If she doesn’t do what Jim is asking her to do, she may or may not get paid. If she doesn’t do this, it’s entirely possible no one else will hire her after today. So, she concedes.
“I think I’m gonna cry,” chokes Hunter, teary-eyed, as the machine anally penetrates her.
“Just try to look happy,” Powers consoles, reaching up from below to gently pat the inside of her thigh. “Sell it to me, baby.”
Eventually, he gets what he needs. Finally, the set photographer steps in to take the photos sold to adult magazines to maximize the amount of money made off the scene. Inadvertently, he steps on the machine’s controls. The robot slams into overdrive. The dildo thrusts in and out, the engine screaming, narrowly missing goring Hunter, who promptly bursts into tears.
Afterwards, she confides in me about the experience: “Anal sex is, like, a very emotional thing.”
"The recession has forced us into making this,” Powers states flatly, the quiet machine at his feet. According to him, the “Fuck Machines” series isn’t a product of some sick mind—say, his. It’s a consequence of the recession.
The day of reckoning has arrived in the Valley. Online content pirating, increased competition, a flooded market, the economic crisis, and a series of federal obscenity indictments have completely transformed the business of making adult movies. Consumers are no longer interested in paying for what they can get online for free. Across the board, those I spoke to reported profits have fallen by an estimated 30 to 50 percent.
Three years ago, Powers shot four to five movies a week. Nowadays, he’s lucky if he shoots two a week. Like many other businessmen, he’s been forced to cut corners. Ergo, the “life support system for a penis” of yesteryear has been replaced by the lower maintenance RoboCock.
“We got rid of the male talent!” Powers crows, triumphant. He enumerates the benefits of working with an animatronic phallus on one hand. “They don’t complain as much. They’re always hard. You don’t have to feed them.” Of course, the 21st century woodsman does have one drawback. “They’ve always got bolts falling off,” Powers admits with a shrug.
“The market is saturated with porn, the Internet is pirating porn left and right, and the economy is in the shitter,” Powers laments after Hunter’s shoot, staring out the sliding glass doors at a fountain trickling pleasantly in the sun-dappled backyard. He looks like a spurned lover—heartbroken. “Porn destroyed itself,” he mutters. “2005 was the peak of shit.” He shakes his head. “Now, we’re just living in piles of shit.” He is crestfallen. “It completely destroyed everything.” He looks at the floor.
A redhead appears in the doorway. Powers will shoot a total of five scenes today, and hers is next. It’s time for Jim to get back to work. On the sidelines, another machine is waiting for its turn in the spotlight. This one is double-headed.
I wander through the house. In the kitchen, two young women sit in director’s chairs, having their hair and makeup done. Out front, a rival porn company shows up and prepares to shoot in the guesthouse. I count 14 cars in the driveway.
Longtime Powers sidekick and production manager Johnny Thrust (a skinny, rat-like, bespectacled sometimes performer whose resume includes “Porn of the Dead,” “Camel Toe Jockeys 2,” and “My Best Friend's Mom Takes It Up the Ass”) clicks busily away on a laptop. A peroxide blond motormouth everybody calls Porno Dan, whom I met in London years before where he was helping coordinate impromptu gangbangs in hotel rooms, is wearing a T-shirt that reads, “This Is My Horny Look,” and trying to talk to Jim about their latest recession-busting, pirating-proof project in which porn fans have sex with porn stars live on the Internet. (“So you can capture the failure live,” Jim explains enthusiastically of its appeal.)
One room, in which the walls are painted with thick black and white stripes to horrifying effect, contains a full-sized bar, a giant black leather sofa, and a bookshelf lined with dusty athletic trophies, emptied bottles of booze, and a copy of Deepak Chopra’s The Return of Merlin, the back cover of which promises readers “the resplendent peace that each of us enfolds within our own hearts.”
From the living room, a woman yodels, “Ohhh myyy Gawwd,” and the machine climbs to a shrieking crescendo. Most of the bedrooms are barren but for an unmade bed. Upstairs, the master bedroom is the only room someone appears to actually inhabit. A long shelf in the walk-in closet showcases an impressive collection of colorful glass bongs. The master bathroom is massive and all marble.
Out in the peaceful backyard, I stop at the edge of the rock-lined pool. The homeowner appears. I comment on all the activity. Is this how he pays his mortgage? I inquire.
“Huh?” A young blonde in matching pink fishnet lingerie and stockings has stepped outside to smoke. I repeat my question. “Yeah, yeah,” he mutters, distracted. “That’s how I pay my mortgage.” He moves towards the blonde. “So,” he asks her, “you choose the machines over me?” The girl laughs.
In the dining room, I sit down with Hunter, who has put on a maroon velour tracksuit. After a two-year stint at the University of Nevada at Reno, where she studied secondary education with the intention of becoming a schoolteacher, and another stint working as a cocktail waitress in a casino, she came to Hollywood.
“I wanted to get out of Vegas, and I wanted to be an actress.” Things didn’t turn out quite the way she’d planned. At the time, she was using, “like, heroin, and Oxycontins, and cocaine—everything.” Instead of taking acting classes and going on auditions, “I jumped right into porn.” She did a few scenes—“I was totally high”—and then met her boyfriend, who helped her kick drugs, and left the business.
A month ago, though, they broke up. That’s when she realized he was her primary means of financial support. Now, she’s back.
In the Valley, porn is her reality. “People say, ‘You don’t really have to do that.’ Well, you really kind of do,” she explains, her voice plaintive, “if you don’t have an education, if you don’t have parents backing you, if you don’t have all those things.” She looks at her hands folded in her lap. “There isn’t another choice. There really isn’t a lot of other choices.”
Today is her second shoot since she returned to porn a week ago. “I don’t do anal, and that was really crappy for me. I was acting the whole time.” Jim, she offers, is “nice,” but she really needed the $500. She has student loans, credit card debt, and no car. This is what she’s doing to get by.
“It’s not the most respectable to do, but it’s a phone call, and I have $500,” she asserts. “It lets me know, ‘You’re going to be OK, even if you don’t make enough money at your job, you have this to fall back on.’ I can make my bills. I can get a car. I can do the things I need to do to move forward.” Although, if her friends and family find out, she says, “I would absolutely die.”
Being a porn star isn’t easy. “It’s really weird. Like, at nighttime, I get anxiety about it. Like, I did the other scene, and, last night, as soon it got dark, and I laid in bed, and I was just alone with my thoughts, I felt really guilty and nervous about it.”
She hesitates. “So, you know, it’s, like, I keep praying about it, and, you know, asking to kind of be forgiven, ‘cause it is kind of wrong, I think, and it’s very degrading, I think, and it’s just—.”
She’s on the verge of tears. “I need the money that bad. I don’t have a car. I don’t have anything right now. I actually, like—I just need the money.”
Earlier, I spotted a porn star whom I know moonlights as an escort, not an uncommon sideline in this businesses, especially when jobs are few and far between during an economic downturn. I ask Hunter if she’s thinking about escorting.
“Yes, I am.” So far, she hasn’t.
I’m sitting outside, talking to the redhead, when a distant thudding comes from the sky. Overhead, a Los Angeles Police Department helicopter circles the house. Once. Twice.
Thud-thud-thud.
Then, as suddenly as it had appeared, the helicopter turns tail and leaves, heading for the Hollywood Hills, the great divide between Hollywood, where the real stars live, and the Valley, where the porn stars reside.
Leaving, I spy the PA at the kitchen sink, staring out the window, his expression blank.
He’s washing the dildos—for the next girl, the next scene.
The following morning, I pay a visit to Jim at his Chatsworth offices in the far northwest corner of the Valley, near the foothills of the Santa Susana Mountains. The building, which sits on a relatively busy street, is remarkable only for its unremarkability. In the entry room, there’s a candy-dispensing machine. In the next room, an open box sits on a green pleather sofa. I peek inside. Two disembodied silicone breasts stare back up at me.
The sign on the ajar office door reads: “Do not ask Jim to borrow money!!! I mean it! This door must remain closed at all times!!!!”
Inside, a glass trophy case is stocked with AVN awards from the “Academy Awards of Porn” held every January in Vegas, where Powers was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2005. Once treated as a pariah, he has won his peers’ respect as a businessman who found his niche, albeit an unusual one, and made money filling the demand for it.
The bookshelves are lined with rows of binders, their crudely rendered titles scrawled upon their spines: “Black Snake Boned,” “Escape from Women’s Prison,” “DP Virgins: The Classic Years,” “Fuck Pig: The Movie,” “Garbage Pail Girls #1,” “Mouth Meat #6.” The wall shelf behind the desk is crowded with punk rock-themed tchotchkes; half-naked, bound, and kneeling female figurines; and the uniformed team members of the 1972 “perfect season” Miami Dolphins. On the desk there is a laptop, a woman’s driver’s license, and a large knife. A turquoise lace bra lies on the floor nearby.
Powers presides over this dominion, checking his email, screening his calls, and waxing philosophical. At a certain point during our conversation, I realize, after all these years, whom he reminds me of—the Joker. Not Heath Ledger’s. Not Jack Nicholson’s. But Cesar Romero’s Joker from the late ‘60s “Batman” TV series—the high-camp super-villain in white face with a slit ear-to-ear grin who shrieks with delight at the sheer genius of his own outrageous acts.
He is a third-generation San Fernando Valley son. After his parents divorced when he was in the fifth grade, he was shuttled back and forth between the Valley, where his father—an architect and “hardcore, rightwing Republican who hates what I do and will not accept it”—lived, and Albuquerque, New Mexico, where his mother—who, prior to the divorce, was a homemaker, and, after that, “Well, after the divorce, she became a belly dancer”—lived. His was a bifurcated comeuppance. He was obsessed with horror movies, punk rock music, and girls.
He ended up at California State University, Northridge, where he majored in business and joined a fraternity, Sigma Pi, where he became the social chairman, a position that prepared him for his future career as a professional ringleader: “I was in charge of arranging the parties.” It took him six years to earn his bachelor’s degree.
After graduation, he went into sales, which he despised. One day, he ran into a former frat brother who was earning a ton of money as a stockbroker—of sorts. Not long after, he moved to New York, where he became a “pump and dump” broker. “If you’ve ever seen the movie ‘Boiler Room,’ I basically worked for that firm,” he explains. “It was a big shell game. They were manipulating stocks.” Eventually, the SEC shut the company down. He took a similar job in Atlanta. The SEC shut them down, too.
Then, he got a call from an ex-coworker down in Florida who wanted to know if he was interested in making some kickboxing movies. “What the hell do I know about that?” he wondered. Unemployed, he had nothing left to lose. Working with a partner, he raised seed money from investors and flew to Florida. But there was a problem. The feds had busted their business partner for making porn movies. “We’re like, ‘What?!’” Powers shrieks. “’We can’t go into business with a pornographer!’” And that’s how Jim got into porn.
He moved back to the Valley to pursue his newfound dream. Things got off to a rocky start. An early “Beach Bum Amateurs” shoot led to his arrest on conspiracy and pandering charges. Making a buck off porn movies in the Nineties was no cakewalk. He almost quit. But he kept at it. After a time, he started getting noticed … for his unique willingness to push the envelope. “I had a baby and a wife, I had to pay the bills somehow, and I started getting a reputation for doing these crazy things.”
To date, he has produced and directed over 500 adult movies. But, this isn’t your father’s porn. Equal parts freak show, horror movie, and Russ Meyer-on-crack, his X-rated visions are deranged, demented, mind-boggling expeditions into the dark, unexplored continent of human sexual perversity. Fascinating, horrifying, and amusing—oftentimes all of those things at the same time—Powers’ celluloid world is one populated by midgets, bald chicks, and crazed men outfitted with monster-sized papier-mâché phalluses which spew torrents of goo onto the naked bodies of supine women, movies in which everyone has sex all of the time, and in which, most of the time, no one appears to win.
Take, for example, “The Bride of Dong,” in which two young, unsuspecting women “inadvertently unleash the power and massive cock of an ancient fertility god when they decide to house sit for the summer,” the result of which is the “call[ing] forth an ancient being from another time and world who bridges the cosmos to shove his massive tool up their asses,“ and the true star of which is neither the decidedly comely Gia Paloma or Julie Night but a six-foot prosthetic penis that belongs to an onerous, fanged beast that emerges upon a full moon. (An online reviewer noted dutifully: “It's hard to possibly make anything of this, other than to say that it’s vintage Jim Powers,” adding, “I haven't seen a prosthetic dong this big since ‘Boogie Nights.’”)
To decry Powers-helmed series—like “Gag Factor,” in which women, not infrequently, hang upside down and perform oral sex on male costars to the point of gagging and sometimes vomiting; “White Trash Whore,” in which seemingly innocent Caucasian women are gangbanged by roving packs of African-American men, and for which the box cover copy reads, “Mom, Dad … I hate you this much!”; and “Young and Anal,” again, the title here is self-revelatory—as “misogynist” is almost beside the point.
In this canon, the real subject is not human sexuality but humanity itself. The products that Jim produces are videotaped vivisections, studies in which homo sapiens lie upon the operating table, the director is the doctor, the camera is the scalpel, and the only question worth asking is, How far will we go if we are pushed to our limits?
A long time ago, I asked Jim why he makes the movies that he does. He told me that when he was a teenager he had wanted to see what happened to the girl in the horror movies when the camera cut away from the action. What he had wanted was more. Hardcore, at least for a while, took him there.
By the time the millennium turned, porn was going mainstream; every red-blooded American male with an Internet connection could download porn 24/7; anybody who could afford a home video camera could declare himself a pornographer; fly-by-night production companies were cropping up across the Valley like weeds; low-budget “gonzo porno” was all the rage; and Powers’ odd brand of extreme porn was flying off the shelves. “I was turning down companies asking me to shoot,” he recalls today. He was willing to go beyond the pale if that’s what it took to entertain the masses, and for that he was rewarded. “It was like the last days of Rome,” he says wistfully. “We were in the vomitorioums.”
Then, everything changed. In 2004, “VHS fell off a cliff.” DVD sales, expected to take the place of VHS sales, weren’t happening in the now glutted adult video market. “I warned people. I go, ‘You know what? Get ready, because the fallout is about to hit. We are about to die.’” Upstart online companies like Reality Kings, Brazzers, and Bang Brothers were shooting on the cheap and slapping their product on the Internet, all in the same day. “Tube sites” were giving pirated porn away. Forget VHS. Forget DVDs. Heck, forget movies. The Valley was floundering.
Once upon a time, pornographers were kings. Now, content was king. “Everybody talks about ‘content,” Powers bemoans, disgusted. “What the fuck is ‘content’?” he sneers. “That’s what it’s turned into. Content. Even that word is offensive!” he shouts, banging his fist on the desk. “The average shooter, nowadays, he has no interest in making a good movie. He shoots content. We might as well be pimps!” he hollers, waving his hands in protest. “Pimps and whores! And we shoot content!”
His voice softens. “It’s not near as fun as it was. They’re just shooting content to fill these specs they need for some website they’re shooting for,” he sniffs reproachfully. “They’re not being creative,” he pouts. “They’re not doing anything interesting.”
I debate whether or not to point out some might question the “creative” caliber of his work, but don’t.
Either way, more trouble was coming.
When Bush took office in 2001, Porn Valley’s denizens grew nervous. Rumor had it the newly appointed attorney general, John Ashcroft, was planning on launching a full-scale attack on the adult movie business.
Pornographers had spent the last eight years enjoying Clinton’s mostly hands-off approach to obscenity prosecutions, the consequence of which was that the industry had, for all intents and purposes, gone what could only be described as totally insane. Porn Valley was the Wild, Wild West, and its purveyors had found their manifest destiny was producing as much porn as humanly possible, generating in excess of 10,000 adult videos every year. “Stunt sex,” perhaps best embodied in the “World’s Biggest Gangbang” series, reared its head, and directors like Greg Dark, Rob Black, and Max Hardcore were pushing porn to new extremes with movies featuring simulated rape, feigned pedophilia, and wholesale degradation. Estimates put the adult movie industry’s revenue at $10 to $14 billion annually, a figure Forbes.com has (rightly) dismissed as born out of “baseless and wildly inflated” numbers created by “self-interested” pornographers. But one thing was for sure: those were the glory days of porn, and nothing could stop it.
Previously, conservative administrations had stepped in to police the strange business of making sex movies, handing out indictments and imprisoning those perceived to have crossed the infamously blurry “I know it when I see it” line rumored to lie somewhere between pornography and obscenity. Under Clinton, obscenity indictments came down the pipeline few and far between, and the administration’s message was clear: anything goes. Porn ran unchecked; business was booming.
Out of the 1973 case of Marvin Miller v. State of California, the Supreme Court had created the “Miller test” to determine if a work is obscene. If a) the work, judged by the average American using community standards, appeals to the prurient interest, b) depicts or describes sexual conduct in a patently offensive way, and c) lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value (aka the “SLAPS test”), it is obscene, and, therefore, not protected by the First Amendment. Yet, the technology revolution would change everything. What defines community standards in a digital age? If “2 Girls 1 Cup” is water cooler talk, what is offensive? Above all else, what is “obscene”?
In 2000 and 2001, the LAPD had initiated something of a crackdown, targeting a handful of pornographers on obscenity-related charges. Their number included Mike Norton, who runs JM Productions, which has produced many of Powers’ videos, and Adam Glasser, more widely known as Seymore Butts. Among the potentially obscene videos were Powers’ “American Bukkake 11,” in which 83 men masturbate onto the face of a woman named Cotton Candy, and Butts’ “Tampa Tushy-Fest,” in which a woman can be seen vaginally and anally fisting another woman and exclaiming, “Fuck yeah, that’s girl power!”
What fresh hell would the Bush administration bring?
“The only thing that saved a lot more people from getting indicted and going to jail is 9/11,” Powers asserts. Whatever the Bush administration had planned for the jizz bizz was derailed when terrorists flew passenger jets into the World Trade Center Towers and the Pentagon, killing Americans by the thousands. In light of that fact, the government would have a hard time drumming up public support for positing those who videotaped people screwing for a living as the new public enemy number one.
On a local level, deals were struck. Those charged were let off with a slap on the wrist. And Porn Valley did what it does best—it went right back to business as usual.
By 2005, though, Ashcroft was out, and his replacement, Alberto Gonzales, was in. In his first public statement on a legal matter, the new AG declared he would be seeking to reinstate a 10-count federal obscenity indictment against Robert Zicari (aka Rob Black) and Janet Romano (aka Lizzy Borden), a San Fernando Valley couple, and their production company, Extreme Associates.
The company was well known for the extreme nature of its productions. During filming for a “Frontline” special on obscenity, a PBS crew had walked off the set of an Extreme movie, “Forced Entry”—a bloody rape-and-murder-themed tale inspired by the life and times of serial killer and serial rapist Richard Ramirez—ostensibly due to the untenably violent nature of what they were witnessing. When the program had aired, Zicari could be seen daring federal prosecutors to bust him. That another Extreme production, “Ass Clowns 3,” featured one “Osama bin Laden” leading his henchmen in the gang-raping of an American female reporter probably did not endear him to those in the Bush administration either. In 2003, the Department of Justice had taken Zicari up on his offer. The month before Gonzales had taken office, a federal judge in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, had dismissed the charges, declaring anti-obscenity laws unconstitutional. Now, the new attorney general was looking to turn the tables.
Later that year, the DoJ announced the formation of the Obscenity Prosecution Task Force, which would be dedicated to the pursuit of obscenity prosecutions. Then, the FBI began recruiting for what The Washington Post snickeringly deemed a “porn squad,” the Adult Obscenity Squad, which would be focused on targeting manufacturers and purveyors of pornography. By year’s end, the charges against Zicari and Romano had been reinstated. It seemed Bush’s much-touted “war on porn” had begun.
In 2006, JM Productions received its own 18-count federal obscenity indictment for “Gag Factor 18,” “Filthy Things 6,” “Gag Factor 15,” and “American Bukkake 13.” Powers had directed them all.
“It was horrible. I was shocked,” he recollects, shaking his head. With the market already in turmoil, this was the last thing he needed. Sales dropped as distributors, fearing busts for carrying potentially obscene product, steered clear of his product. Thanks to his work, his producer’s legal fees mounted. His once promising porn career wasn’t looking so hot.
In 2007, the case went to trial in a Phoenix, Arizona courtroom. Federal agents had purchased the videos from Five Star Video, a Tempe video distributor and retailer, in hopes of trying the case before jurors less liberal-minded than those in, say, LA. This would be no small case: It was the OPTF’s first frontline battle.
On the first day, in what amounted to a technicality, prosecutors were unable to prove JM Productions had sold the videos to Five Star Video. Norton walked a free man. If this was Bush’s “war on porn,” it was off to an embarrassing start. In the end, Five Star Video was found guilty of interstate transportation of obscene materials for sending a copy of “Gag Factor 18” to a FBI agent in Virginia, and sentenced to two years probation, a hollow victory for the U.S. government, surely.
By that point, Gonzales was gone, having departed in the wake of the scandalous dismissal of seven U.S. attorneys, several of whom had been blacklisted for having exhibited a distinct lack of interest in dedicating their budgets to what OPTF director Brent Ward insisted were “good [obscenity] cases.” Among those “good cases” was what would become the failed prosecution of JM.
Regardless, the OPTF soldiered onward. In 2007, Ira Isaacs, a 56-year-old, LA-based producer and distributor of scat and bestiality videos (one hopes “Gang Bang Horse (Pony Sex Game)” does not ring a bell) was indicted on obscenity charges. But the 2008 trial turned into a media circus when it was revealed presiding Judge Alex Kozinski maintained a publicly accessible website that included explicit content (example: a nude woman painted as a cow). Today, the case languishes in legal limbo. In 2008, John “The Buttman” Stagliano was indicted on federal obscenity charges. No trial date has been set yet. Late last year, the OPTF finally scored a hard-won win when a Tampa jury found Max Hardcore (aka Paul Little) —a towheaded, cowboy hat-wearing 52-year-old adult director with an unfortunate predilection for having of-age, bepigtailed porn stars claim underage status on camera, women he then penetrates with speculums and upon whom he urinates—guilty on a slew of obscenity-related charges. Currently, Little is serving a 46-month stretch at the Metropolitan Detention Center in scenic downtown Los Angeles. On July 1st, Zicari and Romano, looking to put an end to their unending legal case and legal costs, pled guilty to violating federal obscenity laws and were sentenced to one year and one day each for their respective pornographic transgressions.
Thus far, it’s not altogether clear how interested the Obama administration is in cracking down on obscenity. The general assessment: not very. If the obscenity trials induced a chilling effect on the Valley, history suggests basking in the warm glow of a liberal president wholly uninterested in obscenity prosecutions will heat things back up in the Valley in no time.
Is this porn’s boon or bust?
Their content: hijacked. The marketplace: swamped. The indictments: have left their mark. Last year’s swift arrival of the global financial crisis sent profits tumbling even further. Jim, who estimates he’s experienced a profit drop of a whopping 40 percent since, is hoping things will get better—in late 2010, or maybe 2011.
All around him, production companies are disappearing in a Darwinian era in which only the strong—or those pornographers who understand how to sate the fickle, ever-changing American libido—will survive the crash.
No matter. Fuck the economy. Fuck the feds. Fuck the competition. Powers has no intention of stopping what he’s doing. “I just keep on plodding along,” he confides stoically. “I’m like a machine.” Besides, it’s not like he’s doing anything wrong. He’s helping people. He’s giving the unemployed masses much-needed jobs. “I fulfilled a dream!” he cackles when I ask him about the previous day’s “Fuck Machines” shoot. “I’m a dream weaver!”
Jim isn’t the bad guy. He’s the good guy. “I sleep at night,” he informs me, his voice rising, “because I know, in my heart of hearts, I’m giving people money, that could not hold a job at fucking McDonald’s, for the most part. I’m paying people’s rent.” He waves his hands spastically. “It’s a lot more than I can say for a lot of the companies in America, pieces of shit, like Madoff, and Enron, all of these son of a bitches the Bush administration funded that do nothing but take, take, take! Here, I just give, give, give! And this is a fact!” he shouts, wild-eyed. “We are helping these girls! Anybody that comes into this business, for the most part, is a broken toy.” He leans towards me, earnestly attempting to make himself understood. “We’re giving them a place where they can make money, and get by, so they’re not standing on line in a welfare department. Thank God for people like me!” He bangs the desk.
“You ever see the movie ‘Rollerball’?” he queries, turning pensive. The 1975 film is set in 2018, when the world has become a global corporate state, and the most popular game is called “rollerball.” To win the game, Americans brain each other to death with metal balls, sating the bloodlust of the watching populace and “to demonstrate the futility of individual human effort,” according to one overseer. But when a veteran player, Jonathan E, played by James Caan, becomes a star survivor and refuses to retire, the government decides to kill him.
“They do not want James Caan being successful, because he was getting older, and he was showing how one man could survive against the system,” Powers explains. “People still went to watch gladiators in the future … to see if they could persevere.”
Many years ago, Jim’s boss, the prosecuted Mike Norton, reminded me of porn’s indisputable bottom line. If people didn’t want it, it wouldn’t be made.
“Pandora’s box has been opened,” Powers observes darkly. “The Internet did that.”
There’s no going back.
“Shooting porno is never gonna die as long as people have an interest in sex. It’s the medium that changes.” All he has to do is make a buck off the longing, channel the dark side of the American dream, create something so new, so outrageous, so unbelievable that people will pay to see it—even now. After all, when the industry is porn, profits may rise and profits may fall, but the demand is never-ending. His phone keeps ringing, his cell phone won’t stop vibrating across his desk, and there it is again, a melodious, computer-generated hymn—bing-bong-bing!—heralding the arrival of yet another incoming email of somebody wanting something.
I ask Jim if I can look around the warehouse. In the barren space, metal shelves are stacked high with torn-open brown boxes vomiting streams of DVDs. In the corner, a stage the color of Pepto-Bismol and decorated with silver star-covered streamers is empty. Next to the rollup door, an older man next to a bank of video monitors televising the live feed from the building’s surveillance cameras eyes me suspiciously.
Something is hanging in the rafters. It takes a minute for me to figure out what it is. It’s a leftover prop from one of Jim’s movies. It’s a giant vagina costume—a real monster, no doubt.
“You’re always welcome on my sets, Susannah,” Powers calls after me as I walk out the door.
On an otherwise unremarkable evening in the Valley last October, a light-skinned, mixed-race, twenty-something male wearing a satin Los Angeles Dodgers jacket over a bulletproof vest appeared on the set of an adult movie. On the stage, cast and crew were preparing to bring to life the latest perversity to have sprung forth fully formed from the twisted mind of Jim Powers, “American Gokkun 8.” The gokkun video series is the bastard cousin of the bukkake video series. The idea of gokkun is simple. In bukkake, the men masturbate onto the woman. In gokkun, she swallows. Ami Emerson, a 25-year-old strawberry blonde from Placerville, California, who has clear blue eyes the color of Windex and who got into porn to pay off her student loans, was the night’s star attraction.
In the front office, the intruder put a handgun to Johnny Thrust’s head. “Give me the money. In the drawer. Now.” Apparently, the gunman knew where cash earmarked to pay the performers and crew was stashed. Thrust handed over $3,750. The gunman fled.
Thrust ran out onto the stage. “I just got fucking robbed!” he wailed. “They put a gun to my head!” The LAPD was called to the scene. Powers offered a $1,000 reward for any information leading to an arrest. Some speculated it was an inside job. How else could the gunman have known about the money drawer? One of the gokkun guys was seen texting somebody right before it happened. Maybe it was him. But a suspect was never located, and the gokkun robbery remains an unsolved mystery. As Powers told an industry reporter that night, “It just goes to show we’re in a recession and people are taking desperate means.” It was one more sign that hard times had hit Porn Valley.
That didn’t stop the shoot. Powers had a new idea that he wanted to try out. Nowadays, porn has become one more extreme sport in an increasingly competitive market where novelty rules. Some 70 money shots would be collected in a cup—then fried in a saucepan. For the climax, Emerson would eat the concoction.
The day I visited the house on the hill, that particular gokkun scene was the subject of much discussion. A photographer for an adult magazine had shown up with a copy of the issue in which photos from the gokkun set appeared. Emerson, who has a devilish, lopsided grin and pale skin sprinkled generously with orange freckles, looked over the gokkun pictures of herself with rapt fascination.
“I’m an attention whore,” she informed me. She enjoys partaking in extreme sports, whether that means having sex with a double-headed, motor-driven dildo—an endeavor she tackled with unabashed relish and from which she appeared to reap at least a modicum of pleasure—or consuming large quantities of semi-cooked human sperm. As for the “sperm omelet,” as everyone referred to it in awestruck tones, that was Jim’s idea, she told me. (The next day, I asked Powers about it, and he told me it was her idea.) I asked Emerson what the experience had been like. She took a moment, then replied matter-of-factly, “I like that I set the cum omelet eating record.” After a minute, she added, “It pays the bills.”
Since business fell off, there are less opportunities for women to get work in the adult movie industry. But a young woman who’s willing to do what others won’t has the potential to get more work, despite the risks. For the following week, Emerson had already booked two shoots: a five-guy gangbang, for which she would be paid $1,900, and an eight-man oral sex “blowbang,” for which she would earn $2,400.
“I’m really excited,” she enthused. Including a side-gig dancing at a local strip club—where, she said, clearly taken aback, she’d had to audition against some tough competition—she estimated her take for the week would be in the neighborhood of $6,000.
Besides paying her student loans, she’s got her heart set on becoming a Hollywood actress. “I’m doing this to afford my starving actor lifestyle,” she told me, and smiled.
This June, a porn star tested positive for HIV. The performers with whom she worked were informed of her status and tested. To date, none of her costars is reported to have tested positive for the virus.
Being a porn star is risky business. Most production companies do not require performers use condoms, although most require performers present proof of having tested negative for the virus within 30 days.
For a time after the incident came to light, the mainstream media trained its spotlight on the industry. California State Occupational Safety and Health representatives got involved. Since, the AIDS Healthcare Foundation has called for state legislation that would require adult performers to use condoms in all adult productions.
Soon, though, the attention died down, and this notoriously difficult-to-legislate industry went back to the sticky business of making hardcore movies.
In the Valley, everyone with whom I spoke agreed porn was going through a difficult time. What they couldn’t agree on was what the future held.
When I suggested to some that porn stars might one day become extinct and the Valley a vanished relic of days gone by, the performers replaced by spinning constellations of flesh-colored computer pixels capable of rearranging themselves into humanly impossible sexual positions with the click of a key, I got blank stares.
This is the flesh business, their thinking goes. How could technology possibly replace a living, breathing human being having sex?
It reminded me of the early days, when the idea that anything—much less the then-plodding, wobbly World Wide Web—could threaten their livelihood was a hilarious impossibility. Until it wasn’t.
On my last day in the Valley, I drive to Canoga Park. Past Pratt and Whitney Rocketdyne, where rocket engines are built and in front of which a giant rocket engine sits like a piece of spaceship that has fallen out of the clear blue sky, I park in front of a brown shingle-and-clapboard building. Inside, open rooms line the stage: a locker room, a bedroom, and a dungeon. The day’s shoot will take place on a set the color of pea soup with a leather sofa the color of diarrhea and a 12-by-12 fake wood floor. Shortly, a poorly rendered seascape hung on one wall will be knocked askew.
On an unmade bed near the back, the same adult magazine photographer who had the gokkun issue is interviewing adult star Tori Black, a remarkably beautiful 20-year-old brunette.
“It was an honor just to be nominated,” she says into his tape recorder. “Of course, my first anal is going to be a big thing,” she promises, inspecting her manicure. She spells out the URL of her website several times.
The director, Mike Quasar, known as Quasarman, materializes.
“Do we just fuck and just leave?” Black wants to know. James Deen, the hipster-generation version of a woodsman, wanders around in a wrinkled shirt and blue jeans, awaiting his instructions.
The scene is for “Interactive Sex with Tori Black.” The idea is that so-called “interactive movies,” in which viewers can “control” the action through scene selection and other tools, will push consumers to purchase the DVD for the interactive experience rather than watch another crappy clip on the Internet.
“We were going to go with ‘Existential Musings of a Porn Star,’ but we thought we’d dumb it down,” the director says of the title. He continues his elevator pitch: “If you want to have sex with Tori Black and don’t have chloroform, this is your next best option.”
Black retreats into the makeup room. Eventually, she reappears, her white sweatpants and Uggs discarded. She parades fancily past the half-dozen male crewmembers lingering on the sidelines, who are gazing appreciatively at her perfect figure gliding past in a pink bra, pink thong, and pink high heels with straps around the ankles.
“And here we go,” Black says to nobody. “Off to work.” In the blink of an eye, the shoot gets underway. Within minutes, Black is naked but for her shoes and riding Deen in the reverse cowgirl position. Quasarman videotapes a few feet away. “Oh, fuck me,” Black demands lustily, bouncing up and down. “Don’t fucking stop.”
Deen plows away at his costar like the man whose assigned task is to dismantle the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner. Oral. Missionary. Girl-on-top. Boy-on-top. Doggie. They pant and growl, emitting a simulacrum of heat. Even when Quasarman stops videotaping, they keep going like feral dogs unable to contain their primal urges.
Half an hour later, Black and Deen are sweating and have exhausted the book on sexual positions. Quasarman calls for the money shot.
“Actually, he can’t pop until sundown,” a crewmember cracks. It’s Passover, and Deen is Jewish. Everybody laughs, except for Deen, who is too busy having sex with Tori to care.
As the money shot lands on Black’s face, the crew maintains a respectful silence. The director calls the scene, and the crew bursts out in a rousing, rendition of “Hava Nagila,” clapping all the while.
Since she got into porn a year and a half ago, Black has done between 200 and 250 scenes. In the makeup room, she leans towards the mirror and checks her skin. The makeup makes her face break out. I ask her if she was really having orgasms the half-dozen or so times she appeared to during the scene. She looks around to see if anybody is within earshot. Deen is in the shower. She cups her hand next to her lips and mouths: No.
Deen, a 23-year-old from Pasadena, California, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Dirk Diggler, has performed in approximately 2,000 scenes over the last five years. A product of the porn generation, he saw his first adult movie at six, was inspired to become a porn star while watching Jenna Jameson on MTV’s “Loveline,” and shot his first scene at 18. His girlfriend is “alt-porn” adult actress and director Joanna Angel. When I ask him if he has had sex with, say, 1,000 women in his lifetime thus far, he considers and suggests, “More than that.”
Typically, he makes between $300 and $500 a scene, far less than his female costars, who oftentimes earn four to five times as much. A year ago, he was shooting two or three scenes a day. Now? Not so much. Thankfully, women frequently request to work with him, and he is not lacking for opportunities. He may screw for work, but it’s a job, nevertheless.
“My job is contingent upon my dick working,” he notes, pondering his career trajectory. “Yes, my job is different, but it’s still a job.” The idea of a world without porn is unfathomable. “I can’t imagine a life where I wouldn’t do porn, if I had a big penis or a small penis,” he asserts. “I don’t really do this for money,” he confesses. “If I was a billionaire, I would still do porn.”
I was on the sets of “American Bukkake 11” and “American Bukkake 13.” At one point, both would be deemed obscene—in the first case, by the Los Angeles Police Department; in the second case, by the Department of Justice.
I found the experience of being there more odd than obscene. The men were there for many different reasons. They were lonely. They were horny. This was their fantasy. They wanted to be porn stars. They were fresh out of jail. They were social outcasts. They longed to be somebody, if only for a few minutes.
Afterwards, one polite young man in his twenties explained to me why he had taken Powers up on this opportunity to jerk off onto the face of a young woman whom he had never met before: “I'm not involved with anyone right now.”
They were desperate men who had congregated on a barren soundstage in North Hollywood, stripped to their underpants with their faces hidden behind bandanas, all in the hopes of a fleeting chance at intimacy with a young, attractive, naked woman who would in the real world—they knew in all likelihood—never speak to them, much less allow any of them to come on her face, were she not being paid to be there.
Porn is pure fantasy, a product that is made, for the most part, by men for men. This was but one facet of what the market demanded. Was it weird? Sure. Was it human? You bet. Was what I saw in the Valley obscene? That’s hard to say. Twelve years after the first day I set foot in the Valley, I’ve come to understand that porn is a funhouse mirror reflecting whatever we want to see in it.
If people didn’t want it, it wouldn’t be made.
Ultimately, pornography is a slave to supply and demand. If Porn Valley is America’s dream factory, it bears keeping in mind that its dreams are all yours.
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